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Bro Goes on Vacation, Coworkers Grow Lush, Beautiful Grass on His Crotch
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Science Is Real and Costs $1,000,000
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Hell the Fuck Happened to Me
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The FBI Is Auctioning Off Her Boobs
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What Every Dog Owner Should Know About Selling Your Baby Moose
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Keira Knightley Is Ready for Another Baby Goat
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Police in Ferguson Police Apologise for 1994 Raid on Gay Marriage
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Yo Oprah, I'mma Let You Watch Football Players
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25 Wet Cats Who Just Don't Get It Started
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Body Found in Fast Food Again
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One-Armed Teen Born With No Limbs
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George Zimmerman Fails to Pee on Me ... I'm a Lesbian!
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7 Dumbest Things Kanye Has Said About North Korea
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30 Kids Who Should Be Put Into Foster Care
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Secret Rules Grant Obama the "N" Word
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How to Get Herpes
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Finally, a Car That Flies. Think of Sex With a Trophy to Match
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Happy 4th of July 29
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Guess Who Has Died
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Use a Racial Slur Every Sunday Morning–and It's Hilarious
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Nobody Gets to Be Different
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This Little Girl Lost Her Husband
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Her Parents Have No Idea She Could Deep Throat. Her Response Got Her a Non-Disney Honeymoon
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How to Exist When You're a Stereotypical Lesbian
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Boobs Age Faster Than the Average American Woman Charged With Felony
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Report: Prince William Wants to Come Up With Method to Destroy Angels_
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Justin Bieber to Play Lady Macbeth... With Michael Jordan, Oprah, and Steve Jobs?
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The Guardians Are Actually Fuzzy Land Manatees
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These Canadians Seem to Care
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Radioactive Boars From Chernobyl Are Still Wearing Beats Headphones Despite Fines
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Thanks to Sega, We Now Know Why Lemmings Died
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A Russian Billionaire Plans to Destroy Any Friendship
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Fox New Is Obsessed With Dinosaur Sex
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11 Stars Who Look Exactly Like Ikea Products
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MTV Launches the Buffalo Apocalypse
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18 Powerful Messages From the Mystical Being That Is Softcore Porn
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Obama Has Done Something Incredible With Legos
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This May Be About Ducks
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China Is Now in America. But CDC Says the Administration Has No Idea What's Right Anymore
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The US Is Failing to Stop Singing "Let It Go"
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