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7 Reasons to Start Your Day With a Vengeance
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Relieve the Tension With a Deadly Weapon
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The LAPD Just Got Kinkier
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"Monster" Is Too Gentle a Word for "Penguin"
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I'm Never Going to Die
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You Have a Boner
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Burning Man: SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX AND Making Up Yoga Positions
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6 New Kinds of Orgasms, HA HA
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Mega Man Killed
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13 Signs You Are a Fucking Disgrace
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Memories Are Made Out Of... Meat?
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Feel Free to Commit a Crime. Here's Why
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No, I Will Fight 11 Turkeys
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The Best Thing About Titanfall Is Getting Lonelier
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BuzzFeed Has a Secret. And It Is Cannibalism
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I Want to Die
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Why Are People Pooping
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So You're Trapped in a Washing Machine
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Judge Rules That Baby Can't Be Trusted
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Sex Was Invented by Donald Duck
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Oooh, That's Gonna Leave a Mark Wahlberg
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How to Become a Giant Snake
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Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Heartbreaking
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Russia Just Signed Up for Whatever
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15 Signs It's Time to Stop Calling Them "Doge"
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An Incredibly Disturbing Truth About How Bad You Suck
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55 Things I Learned as a "Murderer"
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So You've Discovered You're a Babykilling Slut
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Canada Is a Huge Hoax
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I Voted Republican and All I Got Was This Bad Acid
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White Cop Charged in Murder, Pleads Not Guilty
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What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet
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51 Parents Who Are All About Dongs
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Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
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74-Year-Old Woman Released From Jail, Drops New Mixtape
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5 Pieces of Ass
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Don't Fight With Ellen DeGeneres
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Crushing Academic Freedom: The Professor Who Got Stuck Under an ATM's Glass Door
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Sweden Ready to Have Phones
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Miley Cyrus on Critics Who Call Her the Flying Squirrel. She's About to Eat