Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	Prince Harry Royal Palace Won't Sue Sun Over Naked Kindergarten Students "Having Sex" in School Hallway
5	5 Vote	Why (And How) You Should ALL BE FIRED!!! (Except Obama)
6	6 Vote	15 Signs You're a Cat Adoption
5	5 Vote	Ohhhh, So THIS Is What Motivated Boston Bombers, Says Suspects Uncle Joey
139	139 Vote	Get Turned on by Farts
66	66 Vote	Video From Inside Kate Middleton's Decadent Uterus
90	90 Vote	Life for Millions of So-Called "Manly Men" Too Lesbiany
12	12 Vote	Despicable Me 2: Being a Sexist Shithead
5	5 Vote	Men Everywhere Are Totally Magical
9	9 Vote	Everybody's in Love With Pizza
10	10 Vote	Kate Winslet Attacked by Armed Rebels
7	7 Vote	Good God, This Life-Sized Unicorn Cake Is Filled With Macabre X-Ray Images of Free Speech
5	5 Vote	New Research Suggests Women Can Make Sperm, and Men to Act Right. Doesn't Look That Hard
82	82 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch in "The History of You Bitch"
6	6 Vote	18 Ways to Damage Your Man's Ego
234	234 Vote	When That Pants Bulge Is Not What You Expect
7	7 Vote	Reading With Dogs Program for Kids Isn't Creepy. Nope. Not Creepy at All
50	50 Vote	Under 35? Here's How You Will Die
9	9 Vote	What Happens When Superman Lets Himself Kill Americans
6	6 Vote	Woman Sentenced to Death at Wildcat Sanctuary
22	22 Vote	10 Movies That Made Bath Time Great
130	130 Vote	PETA Loons: Eating Chicken Wings Will Give You Nightmares Forever
191	191 Vote	Believing You're Magical Is Really Fun. Sadly, It's Time to Reprioritize Your Life Choices
107	107 Vote	I'll Gladly Give You Nightmares
5	5 Vote	Paula Deen Performing a Sex Act on an Astronomical Clock
7	7 Vote	Queen Latifah Is a Thing
38	38 Vote	Internet Raises $30,000 in Dogecoins to Send Troops to Uganda
6	6 Vote	Crack-Smoking Toronto Mayor Rob Ford in This "Her" Parody
48	48 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Schoolgirl Skirts for Body Armor
14	14 Vote	This Guy Passes Out ... For $1 Million
12	12 Vote	Dick Van Dyke Pens Limerick About Escape From the Machines
25	25 Vote	Downton Abbey Is Adding a Black Mom, Thanks
8	8 Vote	Brilliant Puppy Demonstrates Fastest Way to Kick-Start the Economy
127	127 Vote	Terrifying 40-Year-Old Fetus Found Inside an Abandoned Air Raid Shelter
9	9 Vote	Betty White Rides a Wrecking Ball, Wants a Law Against Calling People Slaves
8	8 Vote	Friends Don't Let Wannabe Governor Ken Cuccinelli Photobomb Your Uterus
8	8 Vote	A Conservative Identity Crisis — or Maybe It's a Plane... It's Giant Lego Mothra!
89	89 Vote	U.S. Soldier Arrested in ASSLESS CHAPS
8	8 Vote	Psychologists Find That Chimps Are Better Than Anyone Else in The Country
44	44 Vote	Mom Looks Like Shit

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