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The Sun Has Been Cancelled
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You Shouldn't Use Brass Knuckles to Kill Mick Jagger, Agent Says
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Australia No Longer Exists
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"Twerk" and Selfie Added to Call of Duty: Black Ops
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To Do: Go to Jail
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Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
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Borderlands 2's Next Playable Class Is "Lesbian Role Play"
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NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
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Today Is a Mistake
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Soda Is Turning Our Children Into Lesbians
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Mom Has Traitor Son Arrested for Sexual Scooby Doo Graffiti
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Japan to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
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23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet"
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Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident
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31 Ways to Continue to Exist
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Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
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These Bass Players Look Like Assholes
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To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die
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Nicki Minaj Is Fully Operational
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Paula Deen Tearfully Defends Herself in Bizarre New Game of Thrones Premiere
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I Accidentally Went to Hell and Back Again
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Patriarchy Is Dead at 87
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We Interrupt Your 21st Century to Bring Down Global Capitalism With Costumes and Puppets
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Fucking White People Look the Same
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The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks
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Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
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Federal Government to Sell Magic, Potions, Curses
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Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
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Gays Have a New Spaceport
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Donald Trump Is Giving Me Nightmares
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New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
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The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
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Great, Now I'm Dead
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Your Boyfriend Joseph Gordon-Levitt Explain How He Turned Into Wario
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Fuck This Fucking Week
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Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life
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How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
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Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches
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Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
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