Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

206	206 Vote	Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Dick
292	292 Vote	Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
414	414 Vote	Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue. I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Disappointed 1	1
264	264 Vote	LEGO Just Got Real Lesbiany 1	1
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
154	154 Vote	No, Science Has Not Improved
117	117 Vote	Being Human Is Barely Tolerable
5	5 Vote	This Is What It Means
290	290 Vote	Feral Cats Declare War on Salad 1	1
533	533 Vote	ANOTHER Reason Why Robots Will Replace Humans [NSFW]
118	118 Vote	Man Gets Divorced From His Butt Plugs 3	3
436	436 Vote	10 Simple DIY Ways to Suck
243	243 Vote	Husky Puppy Learning to Read Interspecies Erotica
114	114 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction
204	204 Vote	People Are Currently in Existence
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
366	366 Vote	This Baby Is Ugly. Deal With It
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
299	299 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth
371	371 Vote	Happy 35th Birthday to the Moon
146	146 Vote	Dogs Basically Don't Care if You Enjoy Your Wedding Day 1	1
134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1
122	122 Vote	This Adorable Couple Has Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot
251	251 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
244	244 Vote	We're Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
204	204 Vote	Bill Nye the Science of Partying
235	235 Vote	There's Something Wrong With Ronald McDonald 1	1
259	259 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario 1	1
146	146 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Got Dorito Dust All Over the World, Circa 1580
160	160 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song "Poor Decisions"
477	477 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT
171	171 Vote	The iPhone Case That Doubles as Pretzel Dip
100	100 Vote	WATCH: Mitt Romney's Scandalous Gay Past!
131	131 Vote	Rat Trying to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
6	6 Vote	Update: Woman Accused of Ogling Her Body Identified
110	110 Vote	How to Poop on the Ridiculous, Sexist Portrayals of Superheroines
454	454 Vote	Members of Congress, I Will Punch You in Less Than 2 Min
429	429 Vote	Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Revolver 1	1
298	298 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
706	706 Vote	Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea 3	3

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