Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
254	254 Vote	No Tampons and Pads Allowed in the Pee Pee Danger Zone
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
114	114 Vote	There Are Women Out There Waiting for You to Play MineCraft
156	156 Vote	Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
430	430 Vote	The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say 1	1
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1
132	132 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Is an Embarrassing Nightmare
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
126	126 Vote	Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean 1	1
203	203 Vote	Try Not Being Poor? 1	1
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
167	167 Vote	Aliens Love Soccer in This Hellish Form
160	160 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either 1	1
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1
910	910 Vote	America Has Been Cancelled 14	14
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
114	114 Vote	Oliver Stone's Son Says 9/11 Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
403	403 Vote	How Gay Is Your Imaginary Girlfriend
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
231	231 Vote	Kate Middleton Giving Birth to Something, Hopefully a Person Who Just Won the Fucking Lottery
127	127 Vote	NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile
163	163 Vote	Important Question: Are Cat Butts the Cutest of All Time
260	260 Vote	Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
118	118 Vote	Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
226	226 Vote	All Republicans Want to Fuck Me 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
243	243 Vote	The Best Place to Live: Mom's Couch 1	1

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