Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
508	508 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
275	275 Vote	Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare 1	1
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
194	194 Vote	Jesus Christ This Mini Kitten Is So Heartwarming
124	124 Vote	Match.Com Acquires Online Dating Engine That Measures the Urine on Your Clothes
252	252 Vote	In Defense of Selfies at Funerals 2	2
306	306 Vote	Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
104	104 Vote	Snake Slithers Out of Class [NSFW]
122	122 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like the 90s
134	134 Vote	Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor, Do You Have Cancer
144	144 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the Average Human
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
447	447 Vote	Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
125	125 Vote	Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2
130	130 Vote	Nginx Is Taking a Seriously Wrong Turn on Way to Bachelorette Party
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
297	297 Vote	It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
328	328 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth 1	1
208	208 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Polonium
229	229 Vote	President Obama: Don't Drone Me Bro 1	1
211	211 Vote	Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
178	178 Vote	Optimus Prime's Greatest Moment Recreated in 12,597 Gorgeous Watercolor Paintings
239	239 Vote	Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway 1	1
170	170 Vote	The One Awesome Fact About Eating Squid Sperm
136	136 Vote	NSA Director Alexander Admits He Lied About Being a Douche
149	149 Vote	What's Going on in This Game, the Characters Have Penis Names 1	1
234	234 Vote	What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica 2	2
146	146 Vote	Find Out What to Think 1	1
135	135 Vote	There's No Such Thing as a Stripper
299	299 Vote	How to Make Black Friends 1	1
73	73 Vote	Code Like a Total Wild Woman
275	275 Vote	Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars 1	1
173	173 Vote	We're Playing Halo for 24 Hours Straight on Behalf of Morons
225	225 Vote	101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
164	164 Vote	Sex Workers Tweet Their Pregnancy Tests

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