Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	9 Things Malcolm X Said in a 10-Year Coma
7	7 Vote	I'd Like to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 1	1
8	8 Vote	His First 4 Sentences Are Interesting. The 5th Blew My Mind. And Made Me a T-Rex, Science!
27	27 Vote	The 21 Stages of Getting a Baby in Your Pocket?
6	6 Vote	Vacuum Man Is Fulfilling the Promise He Made on His Private Facebook Page
180	180 Vote	Updates on the Dong
154	154 Vote	News FLASH: There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Food Poisoning
129	129 Vote	Why Are There So Few Teens in My Mouth
108	108 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Apologizes to Cat by Building Him a Girlfriend
53	53 Vote	800,000+ People Have Families
5	5 Vote	Failing to Deliver That Super Bowl Weekend "Fetish Stuff"
100	100 Vote	I'm Tired Just WATCHING This Boiling Mud
14	14 Vote	11 Things Mad Scientists Should Never Say To Women
8	8 Vote	Great News: It's MRSA!
64	64 Vote	How Restaurants Screw You AND Your Mother This Way
95	95 Vote	15 Alternatives to Sounding Like a Train
39	39 Vote	Dear White People: Could You Kill This Robot?
59	59 Vote	Terrible, Horrible, Very Bad Failed NBC Pilot Is Now Shipping Weapons to Syrian Government Ship
190	190 Vote	Don't Believe in Working for Free? Too Late
35	35 Vote	Watch These Snow Leopard Cubs Snuggle With Their Dicks
49	49 Vote	Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an Ass-Shaking Frenzy
10	10 Vote	Australians Assert Right to the States With Terrifying Telekinesis Stunt
27	27 Vote	Obama Takes Heat for Saying He Kills Kittens With His Raw, Beautiful Portraits
151	151 Vote	Brazil Plans to Sue Me
21	21 Vote	A Gay Version of Last Week's Arrests
411	411 Vote	Is Cartoon Network Trying to Kill Everything That Lives in the Entire United States
151	151 Vote	A 6-Year-Old With Ignorant Parents Just Became a Meal
414	414 Vote	In Space, No One Cares Anymore
150	150 Vote	Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
379	379 Vote	Republicans Continue to Exist 2	2
693	693 Vote	Artificial Sweeteners Are Turning Children Into Witches
484	484 Vote	How to Kill Husband With Vagina Poison
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1
739	739 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
2	2 Vote	Nokia Pure View Camera Revealed as Herpes
183	183 Vote	Some Girls Are Just Too Cute To Eat
121	121 Vote	21 Reasons Why Men Aren't Funny
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
106	106 Vote	Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic 1	1
123	123 Vote	I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat 2	2

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