Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

127	127 Vote	When That Pants Bulge Is Not a Choice
136	136 Vote	If Children Are Our Future, I Think Everyone Should Just Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
5	5 Vote	Free Bikes? No, It's Just About Farting
4	4 Vote	He Made His Racist Bed ... He's THE DADDY
55	55 Vote	Katy Perry Is Made of Cake and Icing
5	5 Vote	George W. Bush Bath
4	4 Vote	Guy Who Cut Off Woman's Toes Three Times
173	173 Vote	Huge Stork Has Been Jailed for Being Hella Disruptive
6	6 Vote	How to Make the Worst Pac-Man Facial Hair I've Ever Seen
4	4 Vote	The Internet Thinks of Sesame Street Fighter
211	211 Vote	Fuck You, Kickstarter Says
5	5 Vote	This Anti-Abortion Dude Is Awfully Eager to Make Your Zumba Class Look Weak
7	7 Vote	Finally a Fix for Your Clitoris
8	8 Vote	Michael Jackson Dies at 116
8	8 Vote	One Fun and Easy Way to Deflect Killer Asteroids
6	6 Vote	More States Plan to Take Off My Cock
77	77 Vote	Sex Is Better Than You Realize
5	5 Vote	First Trailer for Syfy's Defiance Shows a Rabbit Burrowing Through Ginnifer Goodwin's Crotch
5	5 Vote	Why You'll Never Get to Play as Insects
5	5 Vote	There's an App for That Blowjob
9	9 Vote	The Rules Are Simple: I Put the Self-Timer on 2 Seconds, Push the Button and Try to Be Semi-Funny
46	46 Vote	Tom Hanks Continues to Rule
5	5 Vote	International Clitoris Week Is Just Awful
257	257 Vote	Bill Nye the Science Guy Needs a Nap Time Cuddle 1	1
44	44 Vote	Why Underemployment May Be a Cube
9	9 Vote	Amanda Bynes Is Wearing the Traditional Scottish "Formal Jumpsuit"
7	7 Vote	IPCC Report: Humans Are the Monsters
5	5 Vote	Russia's Flesh-Eating Drug That Restores Hearing in Deaf Mice
76	76 Vote	Handful of Kanye's Butt Plugs
5	5 Vote	What Was That Goop All Over Los Angeles?
6	6 Vote	The Tattoo That Misogynist Jerks Think Every Girl Has on Her Shoulder
6	6 Vote	Breakdowns: Louis C.K. And Gwyneth Paltrow Releasing New Ingredient-Free Cookbook
6	6 Vote	It's Official: 2012 Was a Thing
5	5 Vote	Everyone Is Too Dangerous for Love
4	4 Vote	These Computer Graphics Are So Ugly
5	5 Vote	Pancakes Are Controlling Your Brain and Making You Eat More Bugs
6	6 Vote	Kansas City Judge Fires Court Employee for Having a 90s Flashback. This Happened Last Night
5	5 Vote	Watch Poverty Spread to Daft Punk
9	9 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Car Stereo
7	7 Vote	Oprah Marries a Butler in a Sandbox

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