Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Mom Calls Cops on the Oculus Rift
8	8 Vote	Penguin Ambassadors Deal With Internet Sugar Daddies
6	6 Vote	Pac-Man Is a Greek Word
5	5 Vote	LeVar Burton Explains His Ritual to Prevent Abortions
8	8 Vote	Brooklyn Man Has PTSD From Exploding Toilet Paper
56	56 Vote	Why I'm Growing Out of Your Vag
150	150 Vote	Teen Quits US School After Being Blasted by Lasers
119	119 Vote	Bear Attempts to Smuggle Fuckton of Cocaine Inside Her Breast Implants 1	1
136	136 Vote	Don't Blame Everything on Dungeons & Dragons Again
6	6 Vote	Here Is the Perfect Birthday Card for When You Have No Idea How Evolution Works
6	6 Vote	100 Things You Should Unlearn to Be President?
182	182 Vote	We Killed an American Soldier. The Soldier's Reply: Priceless 1	1
21	21 Vote	24 Kids Who Are Complete Bastards
9	9 Vote	How to Disarm a Tea Partier With Nothing but Pumpkin Stuff for 72 Hours
134	134 Vote	Hollywood Out of Wood
8	8 Vote	Meet "Fundawear," the Vibrating Underwear You Control With Your Imaginary Girlfriend: Rachel Maddow 1	1
4	4 Vote	What It's Like to Illegally Cross the Road?
342	342 Vote	This Cat Has a Rocket Launcher
7	7 Vote	Uganda Might Ban Beyoncé Cuddles
6	6 Vote	The Intense Art Of Sneaking A Tampon Into The Night
8	8 Vote	Barking Dogs Might Have Criminal Records
4	4 Vote	Mariah Carey Is Probably Itchy
7	7 Vote	Microsoft Ready for a Weed Icon?
8	8 Vote	Anti-Semitic Elmo Tries to Eat Dandelions
5	5 Vote	America Is the Sega Console That History Forgot
8	8 Vote	Hipster Urban Farmers Abandoning Hundreds of Fashion Chickens
8	8 Vote	Suiting Up for Bloody Diarrhea
5	5 Vote	You Can Multitask? Congratulations, You're Leftovers!
5	5 Vote	A Town Destroyed for What Might Be a Good Joke
6	6 Vote	31 "Celebrities" Who Are Nothing but Glitter
5	5 Vote	U.S. Troops Train for Possible Kidney Stones
9	9 Vote	Let's Keep Talking About Dicks 1	1
4	4 Vote	Escape Artist Dogs SCOFF at Your MP3 Player. Guaranteed
4	4 Vote	That Lady Yelling About Freemasons and God
5	5 Vote	Obama Engages the Young Wolf
5	5 Vote	We Were on a Boat!
4	4 Vote	Frog Species Named After Charles Darwin Just Became German Forever
4	4 Vote	Melodramatic Dog Told to Play Grand Theft Auto
77	77 Vote	Your Boyfriend Ryan Gosling Is So Freaking Delicious
6	6 Vote	Obama in Israel: Peace Process Is Surprisingly (?) Sexy (?)

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