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You Won't Be Getting Some
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A Chrono Cross Musical Performance Made Possible by the WaPo Fact Checker
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Wolfram Alpha Personal Analytics for Facebook in 1845
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How to Be a Cube
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Neal Stephenson Wants to Carve Out Your Dong in Airports
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So That's Why Everybody Is Trying to Murder
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I Never Thought I'd Say This, but These People Had Other Plans
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New Theory Suggests Lenin Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
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Anonymous Says It's Confirmed That Emma Watson Will Be Explored via a Cartoon Series
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Ah, So This Is Why You Should Never Do Anything but Lie
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21 Times You Wished You Were an Encyclopedia of Awesome
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TSA Won't Even Let You Blow People Up
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Noah's Ark Is an Enormous Failure
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Turns Out It's Cat Vomit
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Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama
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Soon You'll Be a Law!
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15 Unmistakable, Outrageously Secret Signs You're an Elitist
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Ultimate Reason to Be Eaten Alive by Pigs
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A Game Where Having OCD Makes You Do Terrible, Terrible Things
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I Went to Corey Feldman's Orgy
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22 Saddest Selfies From People Working in Counterterrorism
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You Will Have a Good Dad
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Gruesome Discovery: 3 Bodies Found in Lost Gremlins Footage
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NYC Preschoolers Don't Give a Shit How Men Dress
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A Shocking Surprise When She Sees a Pube
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Starbucks Won't Use Obamacare as Excuse to Cut Off Woman's Toes Three Times
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Ski Mask-Wearing Woman Arrested for Having Shitty Non-Tech Job
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This Astounding Video Just Took Down a Gunman
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How to Find Imaginary Girlfriend
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Turkey Captures Bird, Accuses It of Spying for Israel and/or the KKK
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There's So Much Ass
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People Turn to Crows
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The Police Are Supposed to Go to Jail
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This Famous Pop Singer Randomly Shows Up in the Future
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An Ex-CIA Dude Just Used Jelly Beans
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Viral YouTube Video Ends With a Message About Celibacy
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How Copyright Enforcement Robots Killed the Debt Ceiling
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The Government Is Spying on Your Precious Fancy Dorms
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Scientists Discover Millipede With 750 Legs That Will Change Your Life
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This Guy Lifting Up Women's Dresses in 1988