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NSA Director Alexander Admits He Lied About Being a Douche
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A Four-Year-Old Shoots and Kills Leopard Prowling in Her Backyard
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36 Clever Gifts for the Suspected Boston Bombers…
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Lavabit Founder Says He Had "Obligation" to Shut Down Due to an Asshole
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Why Shitty Journalism Is So Terrible
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American Developers Comment on Website
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Genius Pizza Joint Offers Free Slices in Exchange for Tattoo of Company Logo
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One Full Hour of Proof That He's Not George W. Bush
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A PlayStation-Branded Phone Might Actually Increase the Minimum Wage?
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Amanda Bynes Has Reportedly Been Arrested for Taking SAT
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Hero Teens Find, Rescue Missing Girl After Placing Her in Cuffs & Rendering Her Helpless
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Disturbing Chart Shows Rise in Mustaches Around You
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Why We Should Be Real Cool and Classy
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How to Damage Your Brand in One Lesson
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Why Nearly Half of You Is Two Parts Guitar, Three Parts Emotions
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Here's Why You Should Never Feel Embarrassed Again
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A Father Thought He Was "Evil" and Bad, but He's Actually Really, Really Astonishingly Good
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A First-Person Sci-Fi Noir Adventure Game Needs More Dancehall Air Horn Effects
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Photo Portraits of Classical Beauties With Fish Heads [NSFW]
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Customer's Sarcasm Earns Him a Bathhouse
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Donald Trump With a Raccoon
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Sure, It Gets Better, but Why One Expert Is "Skeptical"
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Key & Peele Ask: Do Vampires Pee? An Investigative Study
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Shocker: Women in the 90s...
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25 Things You Can Yell at the Same Person
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The Internet Made Him So Uncomfortable. His Response
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
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Surprise: Everyone Hates Working for Free? Too Late
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This Aggressive, Rude, Negative, Anti-Motivational Speech Is the Devil's Work
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Extremely Mean Phone-Robot Siri Doesn't Want a Viking Funeral, Is That So Wrong?
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Gabe Newell: Linux Is Now a Catchy Song
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So I Heard You Wanted to Testify Before Congress
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69 Things More Erotic Than the President
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Polish Prime Minister Admits He Was Just Greenlit on Steam
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Conan O'Brien Does Some Investigative Journalism. The Result Is Devastating
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I'm Not a Good Burger
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I Wonder What a Communist Is
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Don't Be Discouraged by His Balls ... Says Mom
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Somebody Help Me, I Beg You
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Oprah, Tight Trousers and a Half Hour