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Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
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The Horrible Truth of Eating Nothing but Glitter
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House Cat Reveals Its Warm Secrets of Hubris and Humility
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My Cat's Reaction to the Yard
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Yeah, Maybe I Do Want to Hug a Nun and Cry
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18 Students Hospitalized After Lunchtime Dare to Drink Mix of Science and Technology
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The Dark Knight Returns to Gaza Strip After 45-Year Exile
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Donald Trump Offers to Bake Real Cakes for Virtual Girlfriends
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Great, Now I'm Dead
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It's Cute When People Explode During Colonoscopies
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Legalized Marijuana Forcing Old Dogs to Learn JavaScript Properly
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One Man's Struggle With His Son in a Cocoon
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I Challenge You Not to Suck
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Here's Why You Got Shot
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Hot Dog Star Trek
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Government Has Done a Good Thing
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Free Shit Makes People Cry
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Not All LGBT Americans Are Up for Auction Tomorrow
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CNN's Damaging Report: Obama Didn't Know About "SpongeBob SquarePants"
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Vogue Says It Is Time to Summon Toast Demons
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The Endless Quest for a Threesome
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Pennsylvania GOP Senate Candidate Refuses to Marry a Goat
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Pre-Load Cash Into Your Vagina
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Bored Teen Tired of Hearing About the Beliefs of Others
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NSA Paid Millions to Cover Up Its Pet Cemetery
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Don't Become a Scientist!
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Suicidal Woman Jumps in Front of Hundreds of Fashion Chickens
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Kerry Hints Drones Could End Up at Thanksgiving Dinner
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Mr. President, I'm Not Into 4-Ways
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Ten Types of Jerks You Meet During a Miscarriage
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide
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Hamster Rises From the Shadows
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There Are Still Virgins?
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Baby Dies in NY at Age 112
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Henri the Existential Cat Has Become a "Distraction"
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Moose to Blame for GOP Losing Elections
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Sim City in Real Time. With Fedoras
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Sucks to Be in Your Vagina and Butthole
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Why I'm Dumping You: A Complete Breakdown of the Man Who Owns Over 3,000 Troll Dolls
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Texting Linked to Craigslist Ad That Could Destroy All Other Products, Especially Coke