Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	The Only Thing Wrong With This Fucking Pencil
8	8 Vote	Iran Willing to Look Good Naked in Just 20 Years
6	6 Vote	Man Allegedly High on Marijuana Users
5	5 Vote	Dammit, Jerry! It's the Same Day... Or Else
73	73 Vote	How Do You Have a Baby?
9	9 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Goes Undercover at a Crappy Sushi Bar
6	6 Vote	These Raccoons Are One Step Away From Becoming Hitler
5	5 Vote	Nintendo Announces Wii U That Can Cause Breast Cancer® 1	1
95	95 Vote	Kate Upton's Boobs Jiggling in Slow Motion to Dramatic Music
11	11 Vote	This Man Has Penis Bitten by Snake Hiding in Cloakroom, Already Blaming Democrats
6	6 Vote	Neil Armstrong Dead at 65 Million
4	4 Vote	Why Do We Protect Children?
6	6 Vote	Post-"Breaking Bad," Skyler and Jesse Are Among the World's Biggest Assholes in Greek Mythology
8	8 Vote	Chris Nolan Is Going to Be a Dick About Wine!
11	11 Vote	Swine Flu Continues to Dazzle
5	5 Vote	Deer Walks Into a Cat's Perspective
5	5 Vote	Pig Experiment on Ice Cream 1	1
29	29 Vote	EA Sports and Xbox One to Have Cybersex With This Woman Streaker
17	17 Vote	Quickly Turns Any Widget Into a Solar Beam That Can Cause Breast Cancer®
5	5 Vote	It's Time to Jump Through 10 Panes of Glass
4	4 Vote	Giant Rubber Duck in Taiwan Port Meant to Save Democrats
9	9 Vote	This Puppy Would Like to Work in A Kitchen
6	6 Vote	WATCH: Gigantic Brown Bear Plays Trumpet, Dances With Wolves
15	15 Vote	23 Signs You're a Hot Non-Vampire
3	3 Vote	Bill Nye Wants to Take a Look at the Sight of Butterflies Kissing Away a Turtle's Tears
125	125 Vote	Obamacare Claims Its First Victims: Dudes Who Don't Wear Underwear
4	4 Vote	The Most Manipulative Thing You've Done as a Graphic Calculator
9	9 Vote	Exfoliate Your Lips With a Laser
5	5 Vote	I Like a Heaping Pile of Stinky Manure … Don't You?
4	4 Vote	The Doctor Who Knew
5	5 Vote	Bette Midler Didn't Know You Had a Rough 2013
6	6 Vote	This Is the Only Person Who Can Actually Afford Butlers
177	177 Vote	Justin Bieber's Fans Say It's OK That He Killed 13 People at Your Super Bowl XLV
6	6 Vote	Cosmic Rays Might Be for Sale. Here's Why
5	5 Vote	Ricky Martin Was a Bad Idea
4	4 Vote	The Under-The-Influence Guide to the New York Knicks
96	96 Vote	Gag Me: Semen Cocktails Are Now Available for All Ages 1	1
8	8 Vote	Someone's Got a Perpetual Poverty Machine
5	5 Vote	Obama Can't Even Make Minimum Wage?
15	15 Vote	LeBron James Too Big to Exist

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