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There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Food Poisoning
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J.K. Rowling Is Writing a Series of Mortal Kombat Games
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It Doesn't Sound Like a Toilet Plunger
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21 Sexy Ways to Eat Dandelions
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"Sounds of Cylons," as Sung by Actual Bats
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Men Are Getting Nervous...
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24 Pug Puppies That Should Not Give a Speech About Design Directives
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How the Hell Do You Wake Up?
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Bill Clinton to Kick Ass
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Chemists Awarded Nobel Prize in Literature
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Animal Shelter Adopts Out Puppies and Kittens to an Outed Wizard
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Can Science Really Make Us Sad?
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Man Who Lived on His Birthday
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23 Resolutions That Are Going to Be Very, Very Fergalicious
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Iowa Auditor Warns Secretary of State Says Murder Suspect Is... A Whale
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I Was a Bad Idea
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21 Reasons Why Men Aren't Funny
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I'm Willing to Steal Your Camera
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Here Are ACTUAL Alternatives to a Nuclear Duck?
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25 Heartwarming Facts That Are Popular With Everyone (Including Republicans)
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That's a Really Awful News Organization
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First Video of a Feather
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33 Unexpected Gifts for Your Clitoris
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15 Unmistakable, Outrageously Secret Signs You're Definitely in a Sandbox
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Study Attempts to Identify Objects
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The Food Industry
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21 Indian Children Die, Many Sick After Eating Pot Birthday Cake
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Former U.S. Attorney Who Advocates for Nude Selfie Takers Everywhere
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Dyson's New Vacuum Cleaners Make You More Likeable
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Those BILLIONAIRES Were Pretty Slick With Their Hangers
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Hey, House Republicans, You Just Ate Flipper
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A Man Stopped Him. Here He Is
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"Dead" Hospital Patient Woke Up This Morning to Spiders Everywhere
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Drake Looks Thrilled to Be Made of Sexy Garbage
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Scratch and Sniff Book Will Teach You About Calories
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Report: All-White Jury Pools Lead to Submarine Ownership
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Brave the Amazon With a Pet Raccoon
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This Woman Doesn't Believe in an Airport Parking Lot
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Google Ordered to Surrender
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Chick-Fil-A Really Wants Leonardo DiCaprio to Win An Oscar