Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	Senate Plan to Turn No Into Yes
5	5 Vote	Now You Can Grow Muscles With YOUR MIND?
6	6 Vote	Burn Your Bra, It's for the Economy's Sake
9	9 Vote	Here's an 18-Foot Reason to Hate Big Oil Companies?
8	8 Vote	Thousands of Dollars for Shoes That Devour the Sidewalk
5	5 Vote	Everything You Need To See
197	197 Vote	Your Dog Really Loves That Damn Trampoline 1	1
110	110 Vote	Escaping the Friendzone: The Story of Hanukkah as Told By Cats
343	343 Vote	We Have Sex With Ghosts 1	1
5	5 Vote	Watch Out, No Child Left Behind, This Teenager Is Coming Back!
5	5 Vote	Our Monitors Show Us Your Holiday Cheer
6	6 Vote	Sexy Granny Seduces Young Men With Her Jeep
9	9 Vote	All of Your Bullshit
16	16 Vote	Come With Me to Live With Sex Toys
190	190 Vote	Wisconsin Is the Worst
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
9	9 Vote	Ecstasy in London? Heroin in Happy Meals 3	3
34	34 Vote	It's Dangerous to Be a Problem
6	6 Vote	Make Your Own Invisibility Cloak
5	5 Vote	$100 Is Cool. But You Could Sell Your Daughter to Get Out Of Bed
5	5 Vote	"The Lion King" Reenacted With Kittens Is a Moral Atrocity
75	75 Vote	A First Look at Your Funeral?
7	7 Vote	War Games in the Style of "Calvin and Hobbes"
6	6 Vote	Hahaha, Men Still Terrible at Jumping
76	76 Vote	How Genitals Got Their Own Doctor Who Episode?
5	5 Vote	How Can You Sell Chinese Dumplings in Japan?
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
5	5 Vote	17 Atmospheric Pictures of Questionable Looking Food
5	5 Vote	FDA Chemist Charged With Pot Possession
6	6 Vote	50 People in Europe?
244	244 Vote	We're Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
7	7 Vote	Sexy Movie About Leonardo DiCaprio
8	8 Vote	Why History Has Forgotten the Man Who Eats, Sleeps and Dreams Pumpkins
161	161 Vote	It's Because You're a Disgrace
89	89 Vote	Life Hacks for the 18th Century
7	7 Vote	Just a Bunch of Bigots. And It's Pretty Awful
131	131 Vote	Rat Trying to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
6	6 Vote	If Only You Could Nap Right Now
5	5 Vote	Here's a Handy Undo Feature You Didn't Ask for but Will Definitely Enjoy
4	4 Vote	What It's Like to Be an American Hipster?

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