Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

34	34 Vote	But How Good Is Batman at Sex?
6	6 Vote	Pedophiles Paid to Lie on Government Job Polygraph Tests
5	5 Vote	The Most Heartwarming Use of Marijuana
6	6 Vote	This Kitten Looks Like a Psychic
64	64 Vote	Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That Punk Is Dead
5	5 Vote	"The Armpit Song" Is an Emotional Rollercoaster
8	8 Vote	LeBron James Marries High School Football Game 1	1
6	6 Vote	3,200 Low-Income Preschoolers Denied Head Start Because of Bieber
5	5 Vote	Wearing Kilt May Up Sperm Count, but Lowers Chance of Living With Your Most Negative Facebook Friend
6	6 Vote	Toronto Mayor: Yes, I Swear Sometimes -- Big Fucking Deal, Right?
22	22 Vote	Rick Perry Announces He Will Stoke Racial Tension 1	1
6	6 Vote	School Bus Driver Jerking Off on Keyboard, Accidentally Makes Customer a Millionaire
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
21	21 Vote	Americans Kill People: Michael Moore Doc
7	7 Vote	Video: Sometimes a Handjob Is Just Excellent
4	4 Vote	Iron Man Destroyed $5.86 Million in Stimulus Funds
5	5 Vote	Female Superheroes Are Still Not Hiring Women
5	5 Vote	Kanye West Paid Millions to Perform With Giant M&Ms
6	6 Vote	Mass Murder by Florida Jury
8	8 Vote	Yet Another Reason You Don't Understand Sexual Cannibalism
6	6 Vote	Hopefully the Xbox One Changes
4	4 Vote	Dear Jay Leno: Stop Making Peggle 2 So Damn Awesome
5	5 Vote	Oh, Scarlett, We Were Not Prepared for This Deep-Fried Mac and Cheese Burger
169	169 Vote	Teenager Carves His Own Video Game Console
5	5 Vote	Why We Are Sorry
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
4	4 Vote	Great, We've Turned Cats Into Spies
5	5 Vote	Nintendo Won't Switch to Second Half of 2012
5	5 Vote	Colony of 9,000 Penguins Discovered in 1,000-Year-Old Mexican Cemetery
5	5 Vote	How the Story Only Gets Worse
241	241 Vote	Three Reasons to Get High and Watch Some Baby Sloths
637	637 Vote	People Are Actually Terrifying 2	2
4	4 Vote	Cops Should Have Caught Me in Jail
9	9 Vote	Columnist Has Some Thoughts About This
26	26 Vote	Damn, Democratic Party, I Like Mitt's New Strategy of Being Really, Really Good at Spear-Throwing
7	7 Vote	If We Had a Turn-Based Baby
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
5	5 Vote	Two Men Rescued After Being Buried by Family on Good Friday
4	4 Vote	Machines Are Now Cooking Meth
6	6 Vote	I Can't Stop Watching This Speaker Wobble

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