Headline Smasher

I'd fuck a dragon

Oh god no.

Finally

This is mostly an actual headline.

The other two: Kim Kardashian and your mother.

Good for him!

Finally

Thank you

Sounds like a bizarre horror movie.

Notice how I managed to get two bits from the same exact headline, and it almost says the exact same thing

In some ways that's true

do you need a binky, bill gates?

more action-packed like sharknado underwater

What isn't?

my favorite number is 7 also

would anyone not?

It's best to look at it like the headliner got distracted.
"State of Economic 'Misery' Around the World to-- LOOK! COOL X-RAYS!"

Just... what?
Uhh.

They accidentally their headline.

wut

wow

This has 19 votes, however my "I peed in your vagina?" has 2 votes

°_°

never though this would become so popular o.o

so here's a lenny face:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

If there wasn't that one damn word at the end this would be gold

"All these bees...but I still got no honey."
~Drake

No, babies

Definitely puppies.

That escalated quickly.

Finally

We need somebody to write this crossover.

That would explain the donut stereotype...

Get your paws off me, you damn, dipshit ape!

Is it fur love or money?

An unused story from Sealab 2021?

That must've had its ups and downs.

°_° i ordered a duck once, but you can't carry them across state borders.

oh god no..... please not this, I've already created the abomination of ''masturbating in the air''

what is the internet doing with it's life?

the new female jesus is in denial

Well that explains a lot