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Don't Be Fooled … She Has Not Aged Since 1976

narkysawtooth

Hmmm. Would it be better with the bit about a grandma?

Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang

aarp

no

Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz

wander

I don't know about you guys but I saw a Fox McCloud amiibo with cum all over it.

"Lego Movie 2" Will Have Less Sex Advice, Fewer Gay Men Being Beaten on Camera

wander

I honestly missed the scene when Emmet and Batman were getting sexually assaulted and beaten.

Man Arrested for Being Alec Baldwin, Basically

scockery

Well, that should be a crime.

Mega Man Killed

scockery

Damn, I thought he had a few more lives left.

shrekzilla

Why isn't it mega man killed by cock?

vulcan64

This is news?

Fly Like an Asshole

scockery

That is what got Steve Miller banned

Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune!

scockery

Do we get to pick the woman?

The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9

scockery

Logan's Grade School Run

I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M

scockery

They've been under-performing for years. I'm glad someone had the guts to say it.

Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters

scockery

Whoever said that must be a writer for Vampire Diaries.

When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds

scockery

Get busy eatin' or get busy dying...

Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry

scockery

Oh, bitcoins, is there anything you can't do?

Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You

dankey-kang

FUCK YOU NATHAN.

Official List of Lists

tyab

Does it contain itself?

I'd Fuck a Dragon

shrekzilla

suggoi ugu

Innocent Little Girls Curse Like Sailors to Promote Body Positivity

shrekzilla

That's a real thing ,isn't it?

Perfectly Reasonable Man Has Penis Bitten by Snake Hiding on a Boat

wil

This is the best one.

Realistic Pokémon Starters Are Way More Morbid Than People Remember. Yikes

bryllddsde

All fire type starters in a nutshell.

The LAPD Just Got Kinkier

thebube

Where do I sign up?

Spain Hit by Car, Dies

lizzardtong

noo! not spain!

13 Signs You Are a Fucking Disgrace

lizzardtong

let's see if i am one!

THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train

lizzardtong

"i am the conductor of the Poop Train!"

Justin Bieber in a 10-Year Coma

lizzardtong

Finally!

If Michael Bay Directed a Porno

nithethebiat

Explosive sex...

Redskins Star Was Wearing a Hat

quijotesca

NO WAY

Sex Was Invented by Donald Duck

bryllddsde

Thanks Donald

My Ill-Fated Attempt to Go Back to the Pub

quijotesca

Accurate summary of Shaun of the Dead is accurate.

Join Us for a Mere $15,000

bryllddsde

One time only or subscription?

*GRAPHIC* Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences

seamoose

Of course it's microsoft

Obama Takes a Shit

seamoose

Slow news day, huh?

Prosecutors: Justin Harris Sexted While Son Slowly Died in Dark Souls

briangellias

damn it Justin

35 Awesome Toys Every 80s Girl Wanted for Cooking Meth

vulcan64

*Easy Baked Oven

Justin Bieber to Play Lady Macbeth... With Michael Jordan, Oprah, and Steve Jobs?

umbreondarkness

Fabulous.

Facebook Is Building a Crossbow

thebube

1 like=1 more dead motherfucker

Thug With a CS Degree

thebube

My post-college goal

Bear Attempts to Smuggle Fuckton of Cocaine Inside Her Breast Implants

thebube

Russia is out of control

Scientists Have Figured Out How Furniture Works

thebube

Next they'll tackle the intricacies of spoons.