Headline Smasher

So Cookie Clicker is Real?

I hope so.

Babies the most amoral bastards you'll ever meet. Mostly because they don't know what morals are yet.

Buy 20 double cheeseburgers.

This..... sounds like something a mother may have actually said at some point.

So is everybody else, but the puppy is more adorable while doing so.

Crocodiles, when they can't get a hold of anything bigger, eat fish. Therefore the Kardashians are fish people. It explains the lips.

Damn commies.

's racist tendencies.

It's hard being the Human Torch.

But you confessed, therefore showing some degree of caring and defeating the purpose of your statement.

Lame.

Violence sells best.

Guy goes on to become super villain, destroys the Earth's poles causing magnetic chaos.

About time.

So stay in the damn barrel and don't get caught.

You've seen one you've seen 'em all.

Good heaven's look at the time!

It's about time

You go, Jamaica. You go.

omfg

God dammit PF2M.........

I just realized that this can be abbreviated as "iFad"

aww

why didnt i think of that

shit

hate it when i do that -_-

rude

same

not surprised tbh

why am i laughing so hard at this

un is right

shit

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when some1 hate on bae

same

@sonicgtr SLAYYYY

favorite thing

an interesting read

good