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Canada Had a Mexican Accent for 4 Months

breadbeard

England: Canada, how many times do I have to tell you? You're NOT from "the hood!"
Canada: Whatever pendejo, you don't know me!

Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina

breadbeard

OH BOTHER

16 Reasons English Mustard Is Possible but Not Before Feasting on Some Sweet Ear Meat

gaston1337

English mustard is possible. But only after eating out of your own ears, that's where you get your English mustard.

Norway Rejects US Request to Destroy Humanity?

breadbeard

Don't be a dork, Norway. Everyone else is doing it.

A Gifted Man: A Gifted Man: A Gifted Man Lives

breadbeard

Redundantly redundant redundancy.

Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death Metal

breadbeard

*cue "I Ejaculate Fire" by Dethklok*

Nintendo DSi Out on PSN First, Microsoft Ain't Interested

guhan_g

The what?

Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes

shinryurex

Damn straight.

Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle

shinryurex

Definitely improve.

Hey, You GUUUUUUYS My Wife Is a GameStop Pre-Order Bonus Coming to PC and Consoles

shinryurex

Guess who's pre-ordering? This is a big leap forward from mail order brides.

Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk

shinryurex

Game, says Tony Hawk Game, says Tony Hawk Game, says Tony Hawk Game, says Tony Hawk Game, says Tony Hawk Game, says Tony Hawk Game, says Tony Hawk Game, says Tony Hawk Game, says Tony Hawk Game, says Tony Hawk.

Gas Powered Games Now Available, Predictably Annoying to Download

shinryurex

Just make the internet tubes wider. Problem solved.

In Defense of Selfies at Funerals

shinryurex

This defense won't last very long.

Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance"

shinryurex

In the woman's defense, she did always dress like a man and take the dominant position.

Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders

shinryurex

IT'S EVOLVING.

Loud-Ass TV Ads Are About to Be Tamed?

shinryurex

God I hope so.

"Asswipe," Replied Yahoo's Server. That's When I Knew Exactly How She Felt

shinryurex

I'm surprised you didn't before.

If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone

shinryurex

Artificial insemination is the future.

Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay

shinryurex

Why doesn't anyone ever come IN as gay?

When Did "The United States" Become a Thing

shinryurex

1776, July Fourth. You dumbass.

Why Don't We Start Treating Guns More Like Bananas?

shinryurex

Because it's a bad a idea to stick a gun in your vagina.

Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many

shinryurex

What you called a large group of white men. A parliament.

Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy

shinryurex

Also they weren't really sorry. They shouldn't be, Alim was a real douche.

shinryurex

It was an ISIS company.

U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature

shinryurex

And so the war on 70s hippies continues.

Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33

shinryurex

-rd Winston Street.

Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake

shinryurex

There is no Windows 8, it was all just a bad dream brought on by the Xbox interface format.

How to Make Black Friends

shinryurex

Say "Nigga please!" to a large group of black people and don't look like you regretted it.

Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison

shinryurex

You mean the place their code monkeys lived wasn't already a prison?

Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire

shinryurex

I once set myself on fire with fire. Worked much better than water, though also much hotter.

Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You

shinryurex

It's all your fault.

Facebook No Longer Secret

shinryurex

Oh shit

I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil

shinryurex

Oh God, This Fucking Pencil

Oh God, This Fucking Pencil

shinryurex

I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil

Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches

rpgfun

Not enough kyubey?

Body Found in Fast Food Again

rickak1

Not again...

I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music

vulcan64

♫They call him Ripper, Ripper♫

The US Is Failing to Stop Singing "Let It Go"

shinryurex

will you people ever shut the fuck up?

Train Yourself to Feel Like Shit

shinryurex

Doesn't life make this come to people naturally?

Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA!

shinryurex

Reverse 9/11? 11/9?