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Wow, 20% of Americans Finding Out They Can Eat Her Dreams

pokemonfan2000man

Apparently, 20% of Americans are actually Drowzees?

The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay

pokemonfan2000man

I didn't know mushrooms could tell a gay guy from a straight one. You learn something new every day...

Oh Great, Now I'm Dead

pokemonfan2000man

Hate it when that happens. .-.

Tim O'Reilly on His Own Murder

pokemonfan2000man

I don't think that's how life works.

Let's Build a House for $5

pokemonfan2000man

I wish.

The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9

pokemonfan2000man

That's not supposed to happen, though!

I'd Fuck a Dragon

goombafann

I'd do it too

penultimate_pi

$20 is $20, man

New "Footage" of Romney Denouncing His Own Nose

musicmaniac12323

"footage"

New FBI Chief Says Women Are Capable of "Flying Small Planes"

musicmaniac12323

just small planes

Autism Linked to Autism

kamina

obligatory " you don't say" comment

Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?

kamina

if cavemen had the internet

Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness

kamina

sadly this headline is believable

LEGO Just Got Real Lesbiany

dankey-kang

I was the 69th vote. HEH HEH HEH HEH 69

Is There Even a Government

dankey-kang

JADEN SMITH HAS ESCAPED

OMG This Strawberry Looks Like a Dumbass

ferrihydrite

strawberry u so dumb

Pussy Riot Has Gone From Murder and Violence to Chocolates and Spending

midnyte12

They must be on their period

22 Ways to Violate Terms of Service

midnyte12

Tell me more, master

Giant Pink Dog Missing in West Virginia Before Being Shot With a Gun

midnyte12

No, bad

Dodgers Work Together to Save the Rainforest

dankey-kang

This sounds like a cartoon from the Seventies.

Rick Perry Announces He Will Stoke Racial Tension

frosty

I think this one is broken, it's a real head line isn't it?

Paula Deen Tearfully Defends Herself in the 1920s

frosty

Pretty much the only time she could defend her self.

Casey Anthony Is Offered $10,000 to Not Murder Them

frosty

That's just perfect

Your Daily Recommended Dose of Twerk

penultimate_pi

ew no

Study: Your Dog Really Is a Thing

penultimate_pi

no way

I Never Had Sex With a Fork

penultimate_pi

fucking shit you're missing out

NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious

penultimate_pi

i do not want to space today

Scandal: Politician Goes to Work

penultimate_pi

i secretly hope this becomes a trend

Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues

penultimate_pi

also known as the next Windows platform

24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda

penultimate_pi

as declared by a third grader with a poor sense of insults

You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science

penultimate_pi

wow rude

There's So Much Ass

penultimate_pi

I'd love to get my hands on that

What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica

penultimate_pi

strangely enlighting

U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now

penultimate_pi

yeah that seems about right

Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing

penultimate_pi

fucking hell

Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space

penultimate_pi

I guess scientists have gotten through to the Republicans in proving that space is not quite as dark and empty as they are.

9 Self-Defense Gadgets Your Mugger Will Find Amusing

asteroidcat

Why >_<

Disney Wants You to F@#k Off

penultimate_pi

seems about right

UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport

penultimate_pi

oh thank god

80% of Deaths Before Age 30 Are Caused by Poorly Designed User Interfaces

alphajack

haha it's true