Headline Smasher

Something just blew up, LOL

Put dat kondom dawn!

You're a black ops, Harry! You're going to Ft. Bragg and learn stealth 'n shit And you'll be fucking pleased about it!

So.. very true. Let it be weekend soon!

I am absolutely amazed how very accurate this actually is :D

I was worried those poor people would never learn to control their magic.

LOL About time.

a moment of silence for our comrade

ohhhhhh it makes sense if you think about it

women dont last as long as they used to

i know I am

Sounds like a killer show

That's plain epic, the more you think about it the better it gets :D

W is just an upside down M, I am disappointed in the alphabet's lack of creativity.

Me too!

Murica!

We're already zombies when we're at computers anyways. Might as well be useful.

It's okay, let it all out.

Inspirational

Been there, done that.
Try harder.

IT HAS EXPANDED

God is dead and we killed him.

God dammit Grandma, I trusted you... ;(

Now imagine that in a postal card.

IMPREGNATE WOMEN

This is like the third headline with "This Fucking Pencil" I've encountered.

Superman: "Alright, I've punched you in Michigan, New York, Ohio, California and Kentucky. Only 29 states left."
You: "Mr Superman, I need to pee..."
Superman: "Hold on until we reach Texas."

Yep, this one is real

This just sounds like a real headline

How about no?

One does not simply walk into mordor!

With how many people use it on a daily basis, I'd beg to differ.

I can agree here.

"It was horrible, i was out of food that could be eaten as is! I had to wait for my cup noodles to get to an edible state!"

Dick Gumshoe, Dick Tracy...

I'm not feeling like going back to high school right now, thanks.

Every time a new videogame comes out.

I wonder how long it took them to realize that.

Chris Chan, again.

Chris Chan approves.