"I expected to spray fire from my hands."
#POWERFUL
I'll do it.
Can I join?
I think this is a great way to bother neighbors.
THANK GOD.
This actually happened to me in the Sims once.
how disappointing
i dont think any vorephiliacs would want to read this
I guess turn-based strategy is really not the writer's cup of tea.
I, as a programmer, fully endorse this.
You can play anyting good with your lunch bag.
Pretty sure it doesn't make sense, but it could be a conspiracy theory
He does?
This one is just depressing...
rip aqualad
#aesthetics
i love this one
please shia we're worried
OMG
THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE
did anyone english teacher ever make them read the lottery
OH MY GOD
I JUST
OH MY FUCKING GOD
fuck yea
well no shit
u wot m8?
Only saving this because of "Boner-shaped Fruit Flies".
who is the father?
I agree! Tiny elephants!
those damn creepy forests, man.
I NEED TO KNOW! D:
maybe too real
Mine is Rarity.
Joss Whedon begs to differ.
nothing worse than an impoverished ghost
Oops, this one is basically real.
i'd so vote for this man!
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"I expected to spray fire from my hands."