Juan Pablo doesn't need *all* of that blood, right?
Make it an iPod and you got a deal!
Keep trying, man. You'll get it right eventually.
You sure about that?
Trading one addiction for another? ... *unzips pants* I can deal.
Livin' in the Sunlight, Murder in the Moonlight, Havin' a bloody good time!
This is how English, now.
O, rly?
That was fast.
Cute, right? :3
I'd read it.
.....wut?
What did you do for that Klondike Bar???
You don't want to know what I did with the rest.
Llama Simulator 2014
untrue
...and now, the weather.
This is amazing and I don't even agree with it.
no wonder it runs so slow
they checked with canada
This isn't anything new.
summer*
Its not even sure if they guard sumer
; ;
Well, if we have to....
Don't miss it!
Mpreg?
"Pumped Up Kicks"?
aka Huckleberry Finn
I am disappoint.
This is probably my favorite so far.
The best part is that four of the six headlines it is made from are the same headline
Terrifying.
I don't remember that one...
YES
damn you len
Then who the Hell will run the government?!
Naw, Chris Brown.
is this about macklemore
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
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Juan Pablo doesn't need *all* of that blood, right?