Headline Smasher

Hahah

Is this news to anyone!?

Give this man a medal, and a cookie!

Oh, Britain. You made this one yourself didn't you? We all know it was on purpose.

All those douchebag cops give the rest a bad name.

Because fuck you, that's why.

Russia has always had a history of expansivism

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!?

Holy crap, your dog talks about dicks!? Mine only ever talks about politics and tells me how to solve world problems.

I shall name him..... SuperBat!

Fuck this shit, I'm out.

Well fuck you too.

Woohoo! I don't have go to work tomorrow!

I like companies that keep their promises.

So, NASA is going kill itself?

Yes it is!

Been there, done that.

It's very interesting.

They're right you know.

I would sign that, I would sign the shit out of that.

Well duh

Service was still pretty terrible though.

They have a hard time convincing people.

Baby don't drone me, don't drone me, no more

I would too..

One does not simply....

Is this one from hentai?

Not for long

Its about damn time.

This one really got me cracking up. It's even more amazing if you know how the latter part is about a journalist who interviewed George R. Martin and asked him how he manages to do just that and he replied with "I've always considered women to be people." Burn!

Otherwise known as #yolo.

Matt must be one sexy motherfucker

Pwuff, foffffffff.. Booom krrrrrufffffffff...

I didn't know GoT was that old 0_o

We are on to you, China

Because that's how you get teens to read your stuff of course...

What is it even trying to say xD

"Come sooner!" they cry

'MURICA!

Everyone always wants an app for that