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Rick Perry Is Sending 1,000 Troops to the Moon. Here's Why

tat25guy

It's because the aliens on the moon aren't Christian

Dirty, Filthy Animals Dance to "Blurred Lines"

tat25guy

Sounds like the original music video to me

9 Tips for Surviving a Pretentious Coffee Shop

tat25guy

Did you mean: Starbucks

theultimateonion

But look at the original headline for the second half.

Scandal: Politician Goes to Work

hellandm

How is this even possible?! NO politician ever puts in a good day's work, not EVER!

peterdivine

IMPOSSIBLE

WHO DID THIS, WHO'S BEHIND THIS

An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone

leftofthehorizon

where is the lie

37 People Trying Not to Eat Bees

pokemonfan2000man

That's hard, good luck 37 people!

Class-Action Suit Filed Against Apple and Samsung Fans as Buffoons

ericpaz

And about time too.

Are You Human? Here's a Ballpark Guess

ericpaz

Mostly.

LeBron James Is Making Official Hunger Games Sequel

ericpaz

I'd watch.

22 Rebels Without a Global Craze

ericpaz

Where is James Dean when we need him?

We've Never Been Worse

ericpaz

Never.

HEALTH Agency's New Assessment of Epidemic Is More Addictive These Days — Here's the Full Spectrum: Is God Punishing Me?

ericpaz

Yes. Yes He is.

Naughty Dog Hints at ISIS and Nuclear Gaps to Be Awful to Consumers Again. It Did Not Deserve Ryder Cup Victory

ericpaz

BAD dog.

Tale as Old as Time: Rappers Sing the Praises of Their Nightmares

ericpaz

Yes, please!

5 Scientific Theories That Make You Hail Satan

ericpaz

Another literal LOL!

Mitt Romney's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day of Fish, Monsoons and the Spooky

ericpaz

This needs to happen.

New EU Sanctions Mark a Radical Movement Here to Ruin Any Vacation

ericpaz

This was a literal LOL for me.

Someone Please Stop Portraying Women Like Casual Sex Addiction

leftofthehorizon

but actually

Infamously Deranged Sorority Girl Buying Bottled Water Ends Up Spending Night in Jail

penumbra5

*gasp* she must be stopped!

Heavy Monsoon Rains Kill 110 People in Your Freezer

crichton

Oh, okay. Dang.

Nintendo Announces Wii U That Can Cause Breast Cancer®

pokemonfan2000man

I'm here from the future and how did this go unnoticed?

America Is Not a Dick Joke

bluebuddies1

Yeah it is.

Hey, Remember the Early 1800s

penumbra5

Those were the days

Justin Bieber Is Being Discontinued

penumbra5

Finally!

My Life Dream Is to Watch "Sharknado" Tonight

pokemonfan2000man

This person has some messed up life values.

The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9

peterdivine

Everything went downhill after turbovarian cancer came into its own.

I Was Scared to Death: What It's Like to Suddenly Become Attractive?

laney

same

Girls Claim Slender Man Stabbers

crichton

Mash up of a real headline from real headlines. Who knew?

What Is a Dick Van

raveman001

I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW THIS AS WELL

Cat Does Not Work

Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage

vulcan64

You're the best, around, nothing's ever gonna keep you down

Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz

vulcan64

Oh Palutena~

Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre

jojje94

fucking outrageous. how can he get away with this?

62-Year-Old Man Dies After Dad Knocks Firefighter Unconscious, Assaults Home Nurse — Both Tried to Pass Immigration Reform!

bildzeitung

sounds legit.

Here Are Two Kittens Playing With a "Cunt Dracula" Dildo

bildzeitung

repost!!!!!!!

I'd Fuck a Dragon

supersupermario24

Who wouldn't?

Chicken Nuggets Are More Important Than Hygiene

metabloxer

Have you seen that guy at McDonalds that uses the bathroom and doesn't wash their hands? That is exactly what they are thinking

Here's Vin Diesel Dancing to "Everybody Dance Now" Is Another Story Of

cicloni

No way