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This Guy Must Be Stopped

thebube

And stop him we shall. From what, we don't know, but dammit he will be stopped.

Hey Guys, I Found Our New Robot Overlord

thebube

Ah, thank goodness, I was getting sick of our current robot overlord

Bees Are Actually Donuts

thebube

I'm not falling for this again

When Assholes Use the Nuke

thebube

Looking at you, Ghandi

How to Grow Marijuana

theultimateonion

thank

35 Awesome Toys Every 80s Girl Wanted for Cooking Meth

demobot

Easy Bake Oven?

The 15 Worst Things Christians Do in Under an Hour

lizzardtong

now that's gonna be interessting.

"Ugly C*nt!" - My Experience of Being a Boss

lizzardtong

well THAT must have been a fun experience.

Dinosaur Erotica Exists and It's Heartbreaking

the_doctor

The origin for the first half is wierder that the actual headline

So I Woke Up in Flames

jespoke

Hate when that happens

Sonic Is in Labor

jespoke

Sad part is that i would seriously bet there is fanart of that. Fanfic is a given considering the madhouse that is the Sonic fandom

In Defense of Selfies at Funerals

jespoke

There is no excuse, this title sat at the top of an otherwise blank page!

Scandal: Politician Goes to Work

jespoke

After all this time this remains one of my absolute favorites :D

Regret Everything: You Hate Yourself

jespoke

Too real man, I'm hardcore procrastinating here. Too real.

Watch This Sheep Fuck Up a Redneck

jespoke

Sounds like a real video title :P

Having Fun With Headlines

hhm

It becomes self-aware

Click This for Almost Zero Dollars

thebube

Did I win?

8th Grader Suspended and Arrested for Plotting Assassination on U.S. Consulate Denies Responsibility

thebube

First poptart guns, and now this. Kids are out of control

Scientists Are Trying to Kidnap a Panty-Poppin Bartender

thebube

We must learn his secrets

UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport

darklynoon

the denver airport is pretty horrifying so i wouldn't be surprised

The Government Says

carnax311

The Government Says

The 9 Best Sex Tips From the Space Station

carnax311

SEX... in SPACE!

Paris "Tiger" Hunt Continues as Police Seek Man With Severe Autism on Christmas Eve

avepicante

That one was a rollercoaster from start to finish

Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game

aworgen

The Ukrainian civil war.

Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE

bludead

Well it would work

Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool

willzone1

this is rated too high

Man Gets Divorced From His Butt Pudding

briangellias

a.k.a he's just taking a shit xD

Ferrari Owner Pranked by Boyfriend and the Illuminati

wyndrarch

Seems a little paranoid to me, but the Illuminati are finally primed for world domination afterall. Just ask Weird Al,

I Have a Beard

wyndrarch

Hey, so do I.

Pablo Escobar's Rogue Hippos Are Taking Over L.A. ... Or Else

wyndrarch

I'm at my desk and I can't stop laughing! :D

Smartphones Are Made for Aquatic Supervillainy

wyndrarch

Which is weird seeing as most of them don't work underwater...

Man Gets Divorced From His Butt Plugs

briangellias

XD

Touching Tinder Proposal: Fuck Me Now or Die Tryin

ferrihydrite

this is da bess

17 Ways to Fight Big Donors

grenadeguthix

You read it wrong

The Things You Can Drink

cubern

The lost Dr. Seuss book.

China Lowers Speed of Light?

vulcan64

China is growing too powerful

Study Proves Gamers Are Not Particularly Shiny

narkysawtooth

I guess I'll put the pokeball down.

The 10 Grossest Sex Acts as Described by Pokémon X/Y

moostache

Penis used Harden!
Penis used String shot!
It's super effective!

What Kind of Make Sense

briangellias

the irony is strong with this one so i thought i'd save it

Sources Say Hi

briangellias

Hi sources