Headline Smasher

Sincerely, Scrooge

They have a shot.

Janus Blunt, more like it.

...is a jabroni. I put him in camel clutch

Best one-liner ever

Aliens in a nutshell

oh my god XD

grover can't melt steel beams

Uh-oh. I think that, with the last bit... "BroBible" is a bit mistaken. I'm pretty sure the actual lyrics are "Everybody Knows Shit's Fucked," which would be a song claiming that 9/11 was an inside job.

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Japan 2: Tentacle Porn Boogaloo

CHILDHOOD IZ RUINED!!!!1!!!!!!!!!1!111111!!!!!!!!1!

JAPAN 2: JAPAN HARDER

No.
No.
No.
No.

Ok.

It's definitely a start.

You don't say?

not well

The funeral will commence.

8 years later,
Corpse: "HAHAHAHAHA"

Oh god I feel funny many months later.

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Everything?

More than expected.

this is the best

HAHA

"again" this has happened before

Selenophobia.

Expensivest? That is bad gramar.
And yes, my mistakes are on purpise.

xD

Shocking.

Never heard of that book

This explains why no one comments on headlines anymore.

this is so funni

Headline's not fake.

4. Put a rainbow flag on each kernel.
5. If there are 2 kernels stuck together, use red food coloring to make a heart above it.

1. Popcorn bucket trick
2. Rainbow popcorn
3. Glitter popcorn

And much, much more!

Well, they *are* growing stronger.

Please don't.

Multiple ways to read this.

I would think so, yes.