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Hey Teens, You Should Read This Essay

nexuslord

hey , wanna buy some learning

Fox News Chose Not to Be … Naked?

lonely_streets

Thank goodness for that!!!

Trevor Noah's Ass Takes Over as Superheroes

lonely_streets

Finally.

69 Things More Erotic Than the President

wander

Or Clickhole.

He Put a Slab of Concrete in Their Morning Lattes

shinryurex

What's your offer?

theexister

Return the slab.......................

They Gave Her a Dragon

shinryurex

Yes. Yes she did.

thebookwyrm

Did she fuck it?

I Liked That Character Better Before They Killed Him

breadbeard

See also: Game of Thrones

Escape From New York!

lonely_streets

Good luck with that.

The 6 Most Clueless Assholes to Ever Join Forces

thebookwyrm

Read: The Avengers

Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal

asteroid_cat

tumblr right now

I'd Fuck a Dragon

asteroid_cat

Who wouldn't though?

wil

@sarkas older headlines sometimes don't have sources before we added that feature, sadly

Americans Are Obsessed With Jensen Ackles

lonely_streets

And not just the females.... ;)

The Hater's Guide to the Poop Cafe

lonely_streets

The Poop Cafe for Dummies

This Might Help You Lose Faith In Humanity

nexuslord

thank god my faith in humanity was really dragging me down

Even I Would Buy Toothpaste

nexuslord

seriusly bob even i'm not that cheap

Hitler's Bodyguard Dies at 50

nexuslord

i gues nazi's started realy realy realy young

Proof That Gamers Are Now Cooking Meth

nexuslord

well that explains assasin's creed unity

I Rediscovered My Childhood Love of Your Childhood

bricksponge2015

This is freaking terrifying

An Apology to Customers of My Penis

bricksponge2015

There was horse meat in my steak

Doll With a Giant, Exploding Penis

bricksponge2015

majestic floating sky penis

Everythings a Dildo When You're Single

lonely_streets

IKR?

Giant Air-Sucking Machines Could Be Batman

lonely_streets

I knew it!

Turn Your World Into a Meme

lonely_streets

It already is one.

Watch This Magnetic Silly Putty Devour a 4.5 Pound Steak in Under 2 Minutes

vulcan64

I think the magnets are too strong...

Almost Had a Shit

treckasec

same s my d

How to Turn Your Baby Into a GameBoy

pokemonfan2000man

This is the tutorial we all need!

"District 9" Director Has a Ukraine-Size Hole

wil

foot

Simple Bear Safety Tips for Waiters

wil

o shit!

Donald Trump Confronted by Robot Dinosaurs

interhai

The debate we all really wanted...

How to Be Patient

interhai

I can't wait for the rest of this headline

When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds

seamoose

Don't lie to me, bob, I KNOW you never did!

You Did It Again

ericpaz

Oops!

Facebook Notification: You Are a Terrible Friend

firebug

Upworthy isn't exactly a real news site...

Official List of Lists

firebug

@tyab it should, because it's not a list of lists that don't contain themselves.

Kanye Apparently Shot an American Governor in Occupied Iraq

seamoose

Kanye is apparently shooting lots of people

Amy Schumer Takes a Stand, Declares "Terrorists Are Bad."

ferrihydrite

this is a bit too topical right now

Get the Fuck Up?

thebookwyrm

Maybe? Not really feeling it...