Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

44	44 Vote	Mom Looks Like Shit
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
57	57 Vote	Conservatives Don't Just Run to Poop, They Actually Gallop
49	49 Vote	Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an Ass-Shaking Frenzy
19	19 Vote	21 Movies With Strong Female Characters Who Are Secretly Terrible at Flappy Bird
43	43 Vote	I Want to Slam My Head Into Something Beautiful
89	89 Vote	Watch: Because I Didn't 1	1
136	136 Vote	J.K. Rowling May — May — Be Writing a Comic About Monster-Fighting Girl Scouts
63	63 Vote	Dad Mad After Restaurant "Charges" Him for Dinner
414	414 Vote	In Space, No One Cares Anymore
56	56 Vote	Snakes Are the New Underboob
56	56 Vote	Bro Runs Into Burning House to Perform Gangsta's Paradise
266	266 Vote	Why Texas Is Like a Bad Idea Factory
150	150 Vote	Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
84	84 Vote	Uncommon Uses for Tennis Balls That Will Blow Your Mind With Pleasurable Stimulation
56	56 Vote	Over-Aged Bully Tries to Rap and Actually Makes It Look Satanic and Lame 2	2
29	29 Vote	I Peed in the Sandbox at Recess
379	379 Vote	Republicans Continue to Exist 2	2
389	389 Vote	8 Ways to Eat Garbage 1	1
61	61 Vote	A 4-Year-Old Girl Asked a Rhetorical Question That Could Literally Destroy the EVERYTHING
30	30 Vote	Frogs Are Not At Fault
738	738 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
61	61 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me Want to Be a Serial Killer 1	1
178	178 Vote	A Step Toward Bringing Lasers to the Bible
326	326 Vote	This Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 1	1
29	29 Vote	Watch a Brave Little Girl Eating Shit
101	101 Vote	See That Tiny Hand? That's Walter. He Was a Conspiracy to Eliminate Golf
110	110 Vote	Facebook Finally Lets You Be Eddie Murphy
165	165 Vote	Spoiler: He Totally Flunks the Spelling Bee. But the 1,000 Lives He's Saved Probably Think Something Entirely Different
25	25 Vote	What Do We Mean When We Say F*&k the Police ?
160	160 Vote	How to Make Sure Future Generations of Kids Don't
292	292 Vote	Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
109	109 Vote	About. Damn. Time. A Sports Network Takes on Steampunk Kung-Fu
197	197 Vote	Your Dog Really Loves That Damn Trampoline 1	1
45	45 Vote	This Man Really Loves Belly Rubs and It Is Adorable
110	110 Vote	Escaping the Friendzone: The Story of Hanukkah as Told By Cats
101	101 Vote	Please God Do Not Abuse Women
889	889 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
40	40 Vote	26 New Ways to Eat a Drunk Driver
324	324 Vote	She's Baaack: "Call Me Maybe" as Performed by Dead Insects and Spiders

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