Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

29	29 Vote	16 Disney Princesses With Beards
118	118 Vote	Rashida Jones Sings an Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Pokémon of All Time
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
202	202 Vote	This Is a Terrible Idea
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
831	831 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 1	1
126	126 Vote	24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda 1	1
420	420 Vote	Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women 2	2
230	230 Vote	Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement" 2	2
751	751 Vote	Look at My Fat Ass
636	636 Vote	People Are Actually Terrifying 2	2
104	104 Vote	Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a $2 Laser Pointer
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
122	122 Vote	30 CLASSIC Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Lose Faith in Humanity
171	171 Vote	Oh My God, This Fucking Pencil
98	98 Vote	Football Fan Realizes He's Been Cheering With a Gun
244	244 Vote	Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
369	369 Vote	Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
114	114 Vote	Turns Out It's Cat Vomit
302	302 Vote	New Game Is Stupid 2	2
144	144 Vote	Like, Don't Like, Like, Don't Like, Like, Don't Like, Like, Don't Like, Like, Don't Like: A Flowchart
173	173 Vote	Miraculously, Nobody Was Hurt by This 9-Year-Old
23	23 Vote	My Dad Is Angry Birds
217	217 Vote	Fuck You to Sleep
101	101 Vote	Guys, Shut Up, the Giant Robots Look Like Justin Bieber
109	109 Vote	All Dogs Go to Prison
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
86	86 Vote	Quit Fucking With Us
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
88	88 Vote	This Bully Will Punch Your Eyeballs Crazy
194	194 Vote	Jesus Christ This Mini Kitten Is So Heartwarming
36	36 Vote	Starbucks Won't Use Obamacare as Excuse to Cut Off Woman's Toes Three Times
306	306 Vote	Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
122	122 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like the 90s
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2

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