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Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
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Justin Bieber Rubs Fan's Phone on Genitals, Tosses It to Death, Left With Note Saying Go Back to Your Country, You Terrorist
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Man Apologizes Profusely for Inventing the Word "Gay"
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Rare Tumor Caused Woman to Avoid Paying Taxes
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Universe Throws Us All a Bone With Announcement of His SPACE NACHOS
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Choose Your Own Butthole
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EXCLUSIVE: How to Be a Lot of Mud
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Fuck This Fucking Week
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The Force Is Strong With This Screaming Goat
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Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
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Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Earth Orbit
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Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
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Unicorn Lair Discovered in Antarctica
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McDonald's to Employees: Low on Cash? Sell Your Stuff and Eat More Bugs
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Tonight's Nightmares Are Brought to You by Nickelback
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I Hate My Boobs and My Husband
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Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE
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Japanese Kids Pretending They Are Weird
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Here's How to Gain Expertise in Recognizing Torture: Go to Summer camp
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Heads, We Win; Tails, You Lose Faith In Humanity
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Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Pole Position)
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This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide
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Let's Talk About Poop More Often
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Gandalf Trades His Pipeweed for a PlayStation 4
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Martha Stewart Can't Stop Talking About Dicks at Taco Bell Today...
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Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
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That One Time a Fire Almost Destroyed the Moon
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White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Panther
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The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts
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Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
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Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
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There's a Penis on My Bus Driver
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Cutest Dog With "Human Face" Looking for Love, Has Insanely Specific Criteria
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Not Everything Is a Banana
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Most Women Suffer From Spontaneous Human Combustion
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Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
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Origami Gives You Superpowers
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McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
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Benedict Cumberbatch Says You Should Fart on Airplanes