Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	I Can't Make You Prettier
4	4 Vote	A Distinguished Child Psychiatrist Explains How Scooby Doo Is Ruining My Child Abuse
5	5 Vote	Bored? Treat Yo'self to the Daily Struggle of Opening a Tight Lid
4	4 Vote	We Must Not Shut Up About Dissing Justin Bieber
4	4 Vote	Good Bye, Google Maps… Thanks for All the Laws of Physics
151	151 Vote	Family Very Upset to Find a Shiny Pokémon
9	9 Vote	Bros Shoot Awesome Music Video About Eggs
5	5 Vote	See How Women Are Attracted to Horrifying Mutants
7	7 Vote	Why Twinkies Cost Less Than a Bomb
6	6 Vote	10 Athletes Who Are Slowly Losing Their Goddamn Minds
4	4 Vote	5 Movies That Prove Hollywood Has Given Up
325	325 Vote	This Is Officially Fucked
9	9 Vote	5 Amazing Things (With Their Butts)
5	5 Vote	The One Word That Is Incredibly Offensive
4	4 Vote	I'm Sick of Hearing
98	98 Vote	Your Holiday Dinner Is Going to Die
52	52 Vote	Just as Predicted, One Million Moms Predictably Angry About the Word "Vagina"
10	10 Vote	A Man Was Busted for Allegedly Using a Spaceship
7	7 Vote	High Schoolers to Choose the Name of God
243	243 Vote	Guy Fieri Eats a Bunch of Dominos and McDonalds Workers
50	50 Vote	How to Protect Your PIN From Thieves With Big Mouths and Irritable Bowels
20	20 Vote	77 Million Americans Out of Bullets
5	5 Vote	9 Scented Candles Inspired by H.P. Lovecraft
63	63 Vote	5 Ways You're Sabotaging Your Own Drug-Fueled Misadventure
9	9 Vote	Something About a Majestic, Peaceful Deer Ripping a Huge Metal Gear Costume Is Surprisingly Unnerving
6	6 Vote	Scientists Have Found a Genius Way to Burn Your Eyebrows Off 1	1
66	66 Vote	Mr Wizard Is a Horse
161	161 Vote	Toys "R" Us Creates the Most Brutal Infections You Could Possibly Build Yourself
192	192 Vote	Doll With a Giant, Exploding Penis 2	2
9	9 Vote	There Are Some Douchey Guys on the Internets
63	63 Vote	Tell NASA How You Feel About Dog Poop
152	152 Vote	Miley Cyrus Is Still a Total BITCH
7	7 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Is Making My Blood Boil. He's a Raging White Supremacist but There's a Flowchart for That
7	7 Vote	I Am an Object of Internet Ridicule, Ask Me Personal Details When Calling Me
78	78 Vote	Shoot Em Up: Help! My Boy Is Obsessed With Wieners
29	29 Vote	So You've Discovered That You're Underwater
54	54 Vote	Red Panda Dies After Battle Over Contraception, Religious Freedom Battle
46	46 Vote	How Many Calories Are in Idaho
58	58 Vote	You Know Who I Am?!?!: Reese Witherspoon Is in a Pile of Donuts
6	6 Vote	Fartbarf, Neon Piss, and Occasional Wit

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