Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
89	89 Vote	I've Seen GHOSTS!!!! ... One Popped Out of Noodles 1	1
328	328 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth 1	1
211	211 Vote	Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
275	275 Vote	Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars 1	1
173	173 Vote	We're Playing Halo for 24 Hours Straight on Behalf of Morons
225	225 Vote	101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
194	194 Vote	After 30 Years, Donkey Kong Comes to PS3 for $229 [It's Back]
136	136 Vote	Why You Should Be Fired
232	232 Vote	Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison 1	1
209	209 Vote	Nutella Maker Shuts Down Israeli Government
232	232 Vote	How Crocodile Extinction Led to the Kardashians 1	1
127	127 Vote	This Is How You Can Survive After Being Brutally Eaten Alive by Pigs
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
547	547 Vote	OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots
138	138 Vote	Researchers Make Alcohol Disappear
112	112 Vote	Apple MacBooks Can Be Stretched to 300 Percent Normal Size
192	192 Vote	Please Don't Learn Anything 1	1
197	197 Vote	We Have to Pee in Apple Stores
501	501 Vote	Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk 4	4
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
243	243 Vote	The Time-Lapse Video of People's Sexiest Men Alive Saying "Moist" Is Horrific
30	30 Vote	25 Things You Can Yell at the Same Person
22	22 Vote	This Freaky Bird Looks Like a Dumbass
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
169	169 Vote	Facebook Notification: You Are Not Happy
359	359 Vote	Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders 1	1
387	387 Vote	Nintendo Unveils the iPhone 1	1
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
250	250 Vote	Map: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 1	1
269	269 Vote	McDonald's to Employees: Give Back Our Stock or You'll Die
224	224 Vote	This Doctor Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up Defeating the KKK 2	2
397	397 Vote	Prepare to Be Prepared 1	1
276	276 Vote	I May Have Died
349	349 Vote	Republicans Continue to Insist They're Legit 3	3
229	229 Vote	Congress Is Definitely Drunk 1	1
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2

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