Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

274	274 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Nutella
363	363 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Find Waldo
283	283 Vote	Google Threatens to Fuck Up
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
297	297 Vote	Eat Shit and DIE!: A Very Special Episode of Dr. Phil You Won't Watch 1	1
189	189 Vote	I Don't Need an Evil Mustache or a Volcano Lair to Piss Off Muppets, Mr. President
273	273 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3
139	139 Vote	Few Details, Plenty of Vagueness
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
183	183 Vote	Hacker Likes Using the Internet
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
152	152 Vote	We're Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
176	176 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Cosplay Their Favorite Game 1	1
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
73	73 Vote	Together We Can Force You to Celebrate National Eggs Benedict Day
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
156	156 Vote	Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
45	45 Vote	Someone Seriously Tried to Order Groceries Online
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
126	126 Vote	Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean 1	1
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
66	66 Vote	100 High Schoolers Kicked Off Plane for Refusing to Remove Cream From Oreos, Changes Everything
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
160	160 Vote	Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either 1	1
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
100	100 Vote	Enjoy Turkey Burger, Now With Ghosts!
36	36 Vote	What EVERY Programmer Should Know About Spongebob Squarepants
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
127	127 Vote	NBC Accidentally Does Something Worthwhile

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