Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

142	142 Vote	And the Moon Explodes
180	180 Vote	Yup, Your Dog Licked My Balls
116	116 Vote	I Peed in My Dreams
183	183 Vote	The Terrifying, NSFW Truth of Eating a Burrito
297	297 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
706	706 Vote	Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea 3	3
145	145 Vote	The Sun Has Been Cancelled 3	3
140	140 Vote	Dancing With the Stairs
46	46 Vote	15-Year-Old Girl Killed Herself Thanks to Social Farting
120	120 Vote	Do You Live in the Airport, Fuck You
130	130 Vote	UK Government Wants a Hug
155	155 Vote	Grumpy Cat Continues Path to World War III
243	243 Vote	Science Confirms: Men Think With Their Vomit and Shit
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
27	27 Vote	Good Samaritan Lured Into Trap & Beaten Unconscious — but Who Really Cares?
201	201 Vote	A 1/109 Scale Model of the Uncontrollable Boner
56	56 Vote	Zimmerman Detained After Wife Accuses Him of Threatening Her With His "Man Boobs"
83	83 Vote	Watch This Meteor Tear a Hole in the United Kingdom Without Paying Any Corporate Taxes
49	49 Vote	I Am Leaving the Galaxy
204	204 Vote	You Shouldn't Have Done That
76	76 Vote	Love Women Covered in Warm Poop? There's a Hobbit Deleted Scene! But Here It Is
112	112 Vote	Japan to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
310	310 Vote	31 Ways to Continue to Exist
40	40 Vote	26 Dangerous Symptoms of Being a Rat Bastard
110	110 Vote	Man, the Street's Blocked by a Huge-Ass Fly
133	133 Vote	Here's a Baby Hedgehog Who Wears a Cape and Has a New Campaign Slogan: A Gun for Every Occasion!
120	120 Vote	Aliens or Republicans: One Wants to Give Apes Rights
150	150 Vote	Man Accidentally Sells $23,000 Item for $10 Billion
292	292 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
163	163 Vote	19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Doritos at Hempfest
203	203 Vote	Google Glass Porn App Has "Hot" Guys Insult You Until You Lose Faith In Humanity
388	388 Vote	Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Submarine
297	297 Vote	2.8 Million People Are Actually Huge Assholes
48	48 Vote	Overheard on CNN.com: Where Do Space Whales Come From?
125	125 Vote	High School Cheerleader Could Be Batman 1	1
52	52 Vote	This Kitten Barks Like a Child Molester
431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
97	97 Vote	Mark Wahlberg Loses His Shit After Finding Cheese on His White Board
193	193 Vote	Over 70% of the Word "Chucklefucker" Can Chuckle Fuck Itself 1	1

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