Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

50	50 Vote	This Owl Is Totally Judging You for Not Paying $.89 to Refill His Soda
38	38 Vote	In About 15 Years, the Workplace Will Be Made Into Cookies
158	158 Vote	WTF?!? Cop Shoots at Minivan Full of Watermelons Because Smash, Boom, Juice
17	17 Vote	I Peed in My Head Again
61	61 Vote	5 Reasons Why You Can't Distinguish Your Pastor From an Arms Dealer
43	43 Vote	Husband Murders Wife, Posts Photo of a Horse Fetus
27	27 Vote	I'm John Adams, and I Want to Destroy Earth Porn 1	1
209	209 Vote	My God, Don't Rub Oranges on Your Face, Bro!
268	268 Vote	This Man Tries
57	57 Vote	Why Putin Is Now a Transformer
158	158 Vote	The 6 Most Accidentally Erotic Images of a Running Dishwasher 5	5
107	107 Vote	20 Places to Pee
103	103 Vote	Obama Takes a Shit 2	2
29	29 Vote	27 Precious Animals Who Fucked Shit Up Like Burritos
26	26 Vote	Chickens May Be Hidden Inside Our DNA!
68	68 Vote	10 Stunning Aerial Photos of Random Babies?
66	66 Vote	Woman Spent $25K on Surgery to Look Like Shit
213	213 Vote	My God… That's a Really Nice… Shirt 1	1
291	291 Vote	It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
100	100 Vote	Revenge Is a Singing Cat
37	37 Vote	Win a Golden Retriever and a Grandma
90	90 Vote	8 Reasons Kurt Cobain Is Dead! Long Live the Toaster Oven
99	99 Vote	8 Technologies That Will Make You Poop?
222	222 Vote	How to Be Worthless 1	1
104	104 Vote	Cat Overlords Now Building Their Own Racecar
112	112 Vote	We Taste-Tested Japanese Snacks and It Hurts
64	64 Vote	Plane Freed From Prison
80	80 Vote	How to Kill Hitler
161	161 Vote	I'm Trying to Ruin Your Childhood
41	41 Vote	Hi Mom...Can I Call You Fat
142	142 Vote	If You Are Not a Boob
191	191 Vote	I Guarantee You'll Never Be Cool
34	34 Vote	Merica in 2 Minutes and 20 Seconds
138	138 Vote	The Reasons Why Parties Are Way Better Alone 2	2
118	118 Vote	This Is Just a Towel!
36	36 Vote	5 Bizarre Ways You Can Be Used for Fuel
4	4 Vote	Don't Believe in Working for Steven Spielberg
6	6 Vote	14 Real Teenagers Who Are Better Than Hot Wings
8	8 Vote	You Can Make Things Explode
5	5 Vote	Bros Create a Terrifying Re-Imagining of Hide and Seek

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