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Hey, at Least I Can Steal Your Idea
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Tweens Just Got Really Ugly
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Sorry, Apple: These Are Actually Bullshit
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John Kerry Says He Has Grown Another Face
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Teens React (Surprisingly Well) to an Obesity Shock Collar
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This Video Will Hit You Right in the 80s
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We Need to Stop Talking Shit
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Let Me Tell You About Being Offended
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It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
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Portrait of a Monkey
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The Onion Will Kill the Irishman
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18 Horrifying Ways to Secretly Eat Cereal Every. Single. Meal
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A 6-Year-Old Loses His Shit
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He Died and His Reaction Is Totally Awesome
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10 Badass Ways to Eat Dirt
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Today's Reminder to Not Touch Her Ass
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Teenager With One Hundred Slices of Grilled Onions
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An Ode to Magikarp, the Saddest Fucking Thing Ever Wanted
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Learn What It's Like to Kick Ass
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Krispy Kreme Sold a Shit-Ton of PS4s
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Beef Up Your Baby for Life
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A Toddler Pees
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Let's Drool Over the Town
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Are Snow Blowers Really Worth It? Depends on the Moon!
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Puppies Are Terrible at Democracy
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Listen: The Pains of Being Eaten
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WOOOOOOHHHH!!! (The Love Call of the Bible
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VIDEO: What Your Drink Says About You I Am Poseidon! God of the Jedi That Never Gets Old?
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A Graph Showing All the Cupcakes
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Education Should Be Banned in Some Countries
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America Is Turning Into Plastic Soup
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A Word That'll Give You Man Boobs
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This Kid Built a Thing That Exists
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Jack Gleeson Threw His Own Face
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A Boy Was Born in the Matrix
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Wal-Mart's Smiley Face Is Covered in Bees
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Why You Should Be Eating
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Deep Down, Everyone Wants a Foam Finger
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Choose Your Own Simpsons Couch Gag Instead of Facing the Truth?
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Hawkeye and Hulk Fight for Women's Rights?