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Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide
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Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer
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Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre
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The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts
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I'm Playing Borderlands on a Three-Wheeled Hog
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Who Needs Friends When You're "Old"
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Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep
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THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train
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Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman
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You're Damned Right the Government's Killing Our Pigeons
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Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many
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Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It
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Why Do Your Grandparents Keep Falling for the Socially Awkward
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game
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To Do: Go to Hell
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Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works
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Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy
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Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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Is There Even a Government
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If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend
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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage
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Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code
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101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33
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Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
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