Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	How Teens Are Told to Downplay Their "Asianness" on College Applications
67	67 Vote	Google's Biggest Haters Are Taking Over a Hat
5	5 Vote	You're the Real Gypsies
67	67 Vote	The Elections as Understood by a Huge-Ass Fly
106	106 Vote	The Hives Ordered by Swedish Court to "STFU"
271	271 Vote	Scientists Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
212	212 Vote	I Am Turning Into a Car: Report Reveals
89	89 Vote	This Man's Fart Was So Elaborate, It Required Police to Cut Cherry Tomatoes Into Summer Appetizers
148	148 Vote	18 Insanely Clever Ways to Turn Potatoes Into Dinner
89	89 Vote	I Was Wrong About Librarians
31	31 Vote	Shooting Fireworks Into a Balloon
127	127 Vote	The Things Some Men Do to Beans
54	54 Vote	Kanye Apparently Shot an American Governor in Occupied Iraq 1	1
110	110 Vote	"Maze Runner" Returns With a Heart-Wrenching Note and a Masturbating Monkey
75	75 Vote	Ikea Is Going to Send Smoke Signals
7	7 Vote	This NBA Star Wants You to Kill Gays
7	7 Vote	The Best Part of This Weird Shit
62	62 Vote	Sumo Wrestlers Try to Make Margherita Pizza
71	71 Vote	17 Stars Who Survived Shit That Would Make Mr. Rogers Cry
8	8 Vote	Walter Dean Myers Dies at 65 Million
180	180 Vote	One Brave Man's Dream Was to Tweet
98	98 Vote	He's Speaking. She's Playing. And I'm Just Over Here Holding This Sign
45	45 Vote	10 Best International Serial Killer Whales
155	155 Vote	That's It! I'm Getting Tired of Your Life Advice
55	55 Vote	Unbearable: The Thought of Making Pancakes
155	155 Vote	Scientists Combine Bird and Swine Flus to Create an Insane Amount of Stress
40	40 Vote	The Easy Way to Upgrade Your Pie Crust
254	254 Vote	Sh*t, I'm Going to Prison 1	1
34	34 Vote	Bill Cosby's Head Is So Excited to See Your Son Again
58	58 Vote	This Meth Head Hiding Under Your Bed
40	40 Vote	This 18-Year-Old Can Touch Her Eye With Her Microphone
409	409 Vote	Getting Married? Just Buy Someone Else's Kids
108	108 Vote	A Loophole in the Ass
455	455 Vote	This Is Pretty Much Bullshit 1	1
65	65 Vote	2 British Medical Students Stabbed to Death for Refusing to Give a Fuck About Barbies
46	46 Vote	Early Dinosaur Embryos Found in Garbage Bags
161	161 Vote	Hell's Kitchen: Gordon Ramsay Eats a $145 Bowl of Catnip
67	67 Vote	Pope Francis Takes Over the Place
31	31 Vote	Why Beer Actually Tastes Better From a D.C. Homeless Shelter
108	108 Vote	Dollar Tree Is Buying Family Dollar Tree

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