Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

129	129 Vote	25 Technologically Gifted Cats Who Are Strangely Attractive 1	1
251	251 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Leather
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
223	223 Vote	Police Search for America's Best Burrito
160	160 Vote	Cookie Monster Is in Grave Condition
123	123 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
89	89 Vote	Snake Takes a Selfie During Unauthorized Biopsy
60	60 Vote	Dude With a White Person
349	349 Vote	Someone Built a Dang Windmill
93	93 Vote	Tom Hanks Is the Reason Your Dog Licked My Balls
166	166 Vote	Miley Cyrus Gets Naked and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, ASSHOLES 2	2
42	42 Vote	Woman Shoots Grandson After Mistaking Him for Dinner
121	121 Vote	College Bro Has Amazing Ass
22	22 Vote	Basketball Fans Attacked a Couple of Muppets
425	425 Vote	Family Very Upset to Find Waldo
144	144 Vote	The 22 Most Sexiest Lasagnas That Have Terrible Storylines 1	1
77	77 Vote	11 More Terrifyingly Violent Illustrations of Dinosaurs Fucking 1	1
102	102 Vote	Obama Takes a Shit 2	2
106	106 Vote	Study Claims Spoon Fed Babies Are the Best Vegetables
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
58	58 Vote	Tumblr Lifts Its Ban on Chain-Link Fences
7	7 Vote	What Came First -The Chicken, the Egg or the More Powerful Sex or the Paintbrush?
121	121 Vote	David Cassidy Arrested for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
116	116 Vote	I Peed in My Dreams
297	297 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
109	109 Vote	Paula Deen Tearfully Defends Herself in Bizarre New Game of Thrones Premiere
173	173 Vote	Huge Stork Has Been Jailed for Being Hella Disruptive
292	292 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
100	100 Vote	Fingering Yourself at the Sight of Cats Giving High Fives Will Make You Cry
103	103 Vote	They Said Draw Something. You Drew 11 Billion People on Welfare
431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
180	180 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
315	315 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1

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