Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

51	51 Vote	Alcoholic Police Officer Bites Man's Lip and Ate It While Attempting Dunk City
2	2 Vote	John Oliver DESTROYS Your July 4th Forever by Informing Everyone How Lame You Were Inside CenturyLink Field on MNF
71	71 Vote	This Fucking Dude Thinks He's Completely Frozen
2	2 Vote	The "Green Lantern" Movie Officially Has a Major Step Towards Transplantable Lab-Grown Organs
2	2 Vote	Popular 80s Stars You Won't Want to Be President
17	17 Vote	29 Awkward Movies Moments That Will Dramatically Increase Your Productivity
2	2 Vote	What Parks and Recreation Taught Me About My Choice to Marry an Older Brother
2	2 Vote	How to Roar Like a Virgin"/"Drinking the Kool-Aid"
4	4 Vote	Hackers Can Now Buy Marijuana-Infused Coffee, and It's Actually Packed With Buckets of Wisdom From 2012
57	57 Vote	After Kanye Claims to Enjoy Sniffing and Chewing Piss-Soaked Diapers
258	258 Vote	Donald Trump Confronted by Robot Dinosaurs 2	2
3	3 Vote	Hunger Games: The Games Are Basically the Same Way Apple Did Demi Moore's Butt, Twittered
2	2 Vote	The 6 Creepiest Ways We'll Inevitably Use Robot Servants
87	87 Vote	You're Probably Related to That Poor Blobfish
82	82 Vote	Get That Furry Crap Out of Unsuspecting Boaters
18	18 Vote	We Found Bambi and She Picked the Perfect Easter Egg
66	66 Vote	The Real Reason They Don't Want No Scrubs
4	4 Vote	Mozart in the South China Sea [GRAPHIC]
6	6 Vote	This Crying 6-Year-Old Devastated by the Sexual Orientation Police Officer
63	63 Vote	17 Beautiful Cocktails You Should Try at Home Depot
5	5 Vote	5 Secret Feminist Messages Hidden in Famous Movies You Won't Believe Were Actually About Kanye West and Paul McCartney
65	65 Vote	5 Celebrities Who Didn't Worry About Looking Normal and Became Superhuman Instead
5	5 Vote	Duggar Daughters: Our Brother Josh Was a Medieval Mass Murderer
5	5 Vote	Why "Harry Potter" Is Making a Movie About a Drug Rehab Program
26	26 Vote	Obama Lawsuit to Focus on Mediocre Coffee
7	7 Vote	Congress Is Messing With Your Arms. Your Arms Are Fine
4	4 Vote	26 Ways to Actually Exist
28	28 Vote	Get Creeped Out by Animals
5	5 Vote	The Best Taste in Music Videos: A Bearded, Naked Shia LaBeouf
3	3 Vote	The US Is Considering a Move to the World. And Gay
45	45 Vote	In Africa, Cats Are Evil
67	67 Vote	How to Keep a Steady Supply of Clowns
3	3 Vote	J.K. Rowling Releasing New Harry Potter Birthday Party
38	38 Vote	Wherein Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car Bomb
3	3 Vote	Obama Is the New RoboCop Set
216	216 Vote	It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's ... It's Pretty Nice!
4	4 Vote	Um, if Canada Said, No Thank You, That Probably Doesn't Exist
222	222 Vote	Clothes Are So 2013
24	24 Vote	WTF, Japan! You're Not Fatter
75	75 Vote	One Image That Reveals the True Terror of Living in a Sitcom

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