Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

190	190 Vote	Lady Gaga to Slither Her Way Across the Multiverse
144	144 Vote	I Ditched My iPhone for a Cool Grandma
100	100 Vote	27 Million People Desperately Hope You Get a Boner
193	193 Vote	Women Everywhere Are Being Turned Into Casseroles
401	401 Vote	Why Americans Should Be Illegal
322	322 Vote	21 Ways to Eat Bees 2	2
91	91 Vote	Ice Hockey Is Much Better With Sharks 2	2
118	118 Vote	Metal Band Metallica Joins Hunt for Man's Missing Penis
89	89 Vote	I Grew Up in an Elevator 2	2
168	168 Vote	Police Are Just Overgrown Children 1	1
146	146 Vote	Watch This Russian Farmer Order His Ducks to Get Hiiiiiiiiigh 1	1
155	155 Vote	Fly Like an Asshole 1	1
62	62 Vote	The Bible Says God Blesses Those Who Took the Plunge and Built a Kickass Pool
51	51 Vote	The 17 Best Deaths on "The Tonight Show"
135	135 Vote	Meet the Guy Pouring Milk on His Property
234	234 Vote	Burning Man: SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX AND Making Up Yoga Positions
205	205 Vote	No, I Will Fight 11 Turkeys
54	54 Vote	Man Rescued Over 600 Jewish Kids From Growing Older
44	44 Vote	It's Simple, Really. He Just Called This Chick a "Horse" and Made White America More Progressive
166	166 Vote	Birds Are Terrible at Protesting
100	100 Vote	Another Reason to Take Down Elmo
91	91 Vote	I Accidentally Shit in Her Mouth
177	177 Vote	So You're Trapped in a Washing Machine
192	192 Vote	This Kitten Barks Like a Tank 1	1
104	104 Vote	A Dying Father Fulfills His Last Day as a Mermaid
244	244 Vote	Sex Was Invented by Donald Duck 1	1
170	170 Vote	Oooh, That's Gonna Leave a Mark Wahlberg 1	1
109	109 Vote	Watch This Sheep Fuck Up a Redneck 1	1
203	203 Vote	Russia Just Signed Up for Whatever
110	110 Vote	Meet the Guy Pouring Milk on His Upcoming Novel
66	66 Vote	Peter Capaldi Is Already in Your Fridge 1	1
103	103 Vote	So I Need Something to Punch
454	454 Vote	So You've Discovered You're a Babykilling Slut
386	386 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
7	7 Vote	His Doctors Told Him to Die. I'm Glad He's Alive to Tell a Scary Story [COMIC]
41	41 Vote	How to Tell Samantha I Really Don't Give a Crap About Britney Spears
93	93 Vote	Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death Metal 1	1
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
100	100 Vote	Missing Boy Found in Kurt Cobain's Wallet
76	76 Vote	These Elderly Folks Were Just Schooled by a Water Bottle

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