Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

110	110 Vote	4 Deadly Weapons Clearly Designed by 5-Year-Olds
66	66 Vote	Deaf Japanese Composer May Be Living on Your Face
78	78 Vote	Guy Turns Himself Into Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
164	164 Vote	Adam Sandler Says He Saw Demon Before Train Stabbings
181	181 Vote	What if Physics Determined the Laws of Physics 1	1
107	107 Vote	I Killed a Man. Years Later, He Can't Help but Laugh 1	1
211	211 Vote	Russia Announces Plan to Get Laid
76	76 Vote	Pussy Riot's First English Song, "I Can't Find My Keys" 1	1
101	101 Vote	Another Moronic Little Kid Has Made Millions Smile
111	111 Vote	Leaked Emails: Sony Execs Scared of Ants
103	103 Vote	11 Things You Must Do Before You Drop-Kick Your Dreams
203	203 Vote	Go Ahead, Piss on a Scooter
87	87 Vote	Do-It-Yourself Plastic Surgery to Look Like "Sesame Street"
147	147 Vote	Leonardo Da Vinci Shows Off His Cheeky Gandalf Underpants on Stage
84	84 Vote	I'm Seriously Considering Banning Elmo From My Boobs
77	77 Vote	Have Astronomers Spotted a Crocodile Eating a Salad for Lunch
195	195 Vote	One Man's Lies Almost Destroyed the Moon
84	84 Vote	The Mathematically Perfect Way to Defrost a Chicken Enchilada
226	226 Vote	Obama Is "Taking a Nap" While Iraq Burns
86	86 Vote	HAHA: No One Invited Uncle Rico 2	2
72	72 Vote	This Comedian Breaks Down Crying. Humanity Cheers
155	155 Vote	You Can Survive Being an Asshole
111	111 Vote	My Mom's Text Abbreviations Are Getting Insanely Long
304	304 Vote	7 Movie Villains Who Probably Have Weird Dicks 1	1
229	229 Vote	These Babies Are Bullsh*t
319	319 Vote	Justin Bieber Gets Baptized in a Slow Cooker 1	1
240	240 Vote	Psst! Can I Interest You in a Box
89	89 Vote	Uber Offers to Donate $1-Million to Charity if Donald Trump Shaves His Pits
123	123 Vote	You Busted Your Ass All Week, Have Some Cake Mix
169	169 Vote	We Asked 15 People Why They're Wrong
70	70 Vote	Lady Walks Into a Neo-Nazi Rally Armed Only With a Lemonade Stand
78	78 Vote	That Water Freezes When It's Freezing Outside
90	90 Vote	Man Accuses Wife With Sleeping With Julius Caesar 1	1
72	72 Vote	For Chrissakes, Don't Leave a Kid on Fire
170	170 Vote	The Guy Who Fucked a Hot Pocket Tells All, Suggests You Use a Jar of Pasta Sauce
54	54 Vote	People Try Living in Cleveland
28	28 Vote	This Student Once Ate an Entire Pitbull
219	219 Vote	You Won't Believe What This Pug Can Do With Cocaine
73	73 Vote	Sometimes, the Need to Take Selfie With Corpse
169	169 Vote	"Cinderella" to Join Marvel's Avengers 1	1

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