Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

73	73 Vote	This Policeman Refused Orders to Shoot Fireballs at Goblins in a Monkey Mask
248	248 Vote	14 Cats Who Are Complete Bastards
368	368 Vote	Dude… You're Not a Known Giver of Fucks 2	2
159	159 Vote	Giraffe Dies After Intense Gaming Binge
105	105 Vote	Why America Loves Butter More Than Happiness
8	8 Vote	20 White People Could Do What This Toddler Just Did
7	7 Vote	Horriblest-Craziest Video Ever: Naked Man Holding a Fudgesicle
143	143 Vote	Bees Are in Couples Therapy
5	5 Vote	5 Animals Who Can't Stop Asking Me Are You More Harvard or Yale?
6	6 Vote	Obama Announces the Republic Has Fallen
20	20 Vote	Saudi Arabia Ramps Up War on Christmas, Seize Nativity Scene
6	6 Vote	A German Company Just Liquidated a Bunch of Dudes
63	63 Vote	Someone Made Wolverine's Claws but With More Jesus
6	6 Vote	10 TV Episodes Banned From Texas Senate (But Guns Are Cool)
105	105 Vote	Forty Percent of Our Heads Explode!
148	148 Vote	Vladimir Putin Looks Like a Spider
6	6 Vote	Greece on the Bright Side of a Fiery Dragon Attack
6	6 Vote	17 Dogs Who Like Socks
9	9 Vote	More Pictures of Dogs Eating
75	75 Vote	Spain Is on Fire
142	142 Vote	Canadians, Please Come Pick Up Thor's Hammer 2	2
6	6 Vote	5 Famous People From a Mall
7	7 Vote	Puppies Frolicking in a Bathrobe
4	4 Vote	How One Robot-Related Tweet Turned Into a Strangely Sexual Conversation
6	6 Vote	5 Ways Hollywood Uses Science to Ruin Any Vacation
6	6 Vote	Woman Shot and Killed a Rare Albino Moose
5	5 Vote	Björk Announces New Album ...And Then You Shoot Your Cousin via Pitchfork Advance
4	4 Vote	Beyoncé Lip-Synced at the Batmobile
112	112 Vote	That Time I Watched Shrek
5	5 Vote	Why This Liberal Woman Who Stabbed Girlfriend and Ate Her Heart Denies Raping Her Because He's "too Handsome"
95	95 Vote	A Valentine's Day Gift Guide for Psychopaths
67	67 Vote	90s Shows That Never Made It Big Because of Me
55	55 Vote	Jennifer Lopez to Pay for Fallout 4 With 2,200 Bottlecaps
7	7 Vote	Britain Fails to Find Buried Gold Using Trees
7	7 Vote	The Ram-Skulled God Is Ready to Host the 2022 Games
5	5 Vote	Too Stupid to Believe a Clearly Fake News Story
9	9 Vote	Children Draw Some Pretty Damn Sweet Parkour Moves
6	6 Vote	OK Go Made a Film of Life Hacks
9	9 Vote	JLo Tried to Hire Goat Gardeners
83	83 Vote	Here's Why 30-Somethings Tend to Be Eaten by a 5-Year-Old

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