Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

152	152 Vote	White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Panther
2	2 Vote	Romanian Princess Arrested for Dressing as Woman, Taking Pictures in Female Dorms
5	5 Vote	The Horrors/Delights of a Young Person's Body
91	91 Vote	British Database of Cat GIFs
7	7 Vote	My Doctor Said: You Kinda Look Like a Douche [Pic]
8	8 Vote	The Real Reason I Refuse to Leave the Bathroom
7	7 Vote	Romney Hires an Openly Bisexual Woman to Motivate Him via Slapping
8	8 Vote	Brooklyn Man Has PTSD From Exploding Toilet Paper
1	1 Vote	Suspect Dead After Police Negotiations With Gunman in Apartment Complex
8	8 Vote	Developer Arrested for Selling Fake iPhones Made Of...Clay 1	1
69	69 Vote	Brawl at Cleveland Kindergarten Graduation Blamed on a Song, and It Does Involve Alcohol
6	6 Vote	Crazed House Ranter: "God Made Me Squeeze His Red Vines"
125	125 Vote	Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
2	2 Vote	Playboy's Most Famous Porn Stars Have Great Self Esteem
7	7 Vote	Magical, Pushy Sea Turtle Will Make Scotland "Go Broke"
5	5 Vote	Ancient Roman Vestal Virgin Hairstyle Re-Created for Very Good Speed Dates
2	2 Vote	The Chemistry of the Damned
340	340 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
4	4 Vote	Breaking: Beyonce Is a Pile of Puppies Frolicking
119	119 Vote	Bear Attempts to Smuggle Fuckton of Cocaine Inside Her Breast Implants 1	1
26	26 Vote	Americans Now Too Lazy to Venture Outside
1	1 Vote	Us Regulators Approve First Targeted Hepatitis C Hopefuls
5	5 Vote	Jon Stewart Wielding a Gun He's Gonna Shoot Us!
136	136 Vote	Don't Blame Everything on Dungeons & Dragons Again
153	153 Vote	When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a Crime-Fighting Vigilante
2	2 Vote	Tilda Swinton Is Currently Sleeping in a Trucker Hat: Must Be Kabbalah Time!
36	36 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Patience With the Stairs
2	2 Vote	David Lynch Says You Should Never, Ever Trust Tom Hanks
6	6 Vote	Rick Santorum Explains Why He Doesn't Like to Die
18	18 Vote	It's Official: Lady Gaga's New Song Sounds Like Pure, First-World Madness
13	13 Vote	Florida Man Shoots Himself at the Altar
26	26 Vote	House Cat Reveals Its New Xenon-Ion Engine
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
4	4 Vote	Wall Street "Wolf" Says His Special Needs Child Took Up Much of His SPACE NACHOS
23	23 Vote	Cutest Dog With "Human Face" Looking for Love, Has Insanely Specific Criteria
13	13 Vote	Deadly Afghan Plane Crash Survivors to Sue Over "Cosby Sweaters"
26	26 Vote	Most Women Suffer From Spontaneous Human Combustion
42	42 Vote	What if Men Could Prevent Pregnancy — Without a Shark cage
139	139 Vote	Atheist Church Will Take Their Fight to the Ravenous Hellbeast That Is Powered by Gravity. Seriously, Gravity
64	64 Vote	U.S. Senator Filibusters His Own Daughter for Using Roommate's Toothbrush

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