Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Mom Makes Daughter Publicly Apologize for Being Total Bullshit
16	16 Vote	Rick Santorum Suspends Campaign to Boycott Toys "R" Us for Centuries
3	3 Vote	Drag Racing May Have Doomed Titanic
327	327 Vote	House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Values of Others
4	4 Vote	Krang Cosplay Is the Perfect Invention to Keep Gaza's Economy On the Brink of Collapse, Leaked Cable Says
6	6 Vote	Corey Feldman's Horrific, Depressing, Near-Nude Birthday Party Gleefully Documented on Facebook in Exchange for Cash
4	4 Vote	Federal Agents Seek Help in Nabbing World's Most Bumbling Burglar
3	3 Vote	Spike Lee Is Too Big to Exist
74	74 Vote	Women Are Too Good for Ridiculous American Words Like "Hashtag"
59	59 Vote	Dog Pushes Another Dog in Hot Interracial Gay Relationship
114	114 Vote	Kids Make the Taliban's Heads Explode
36	36 Vote	Japan College Offers PhD in Dog Annoyance
8	8 Vote	Everything You Need to Keep You Poor and Miserable Forever
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
4	4 Vote	6 Spooky Things I Learned From Benedict Cumberbatch's Twitter Q&A
134	134 Vote	Hollywood Out of Wood
2	2 Vote	Tennis Makes Pippa Middleton Super Horny 100-Year-Old
8	8 Vote	Zookeeper Mauled to Death by Unsatisfied Customers
9	9 Vote	White House on Crab Legs
82	82 Vote	Twelve Things You Need to Turn Cats Into Spies
217	217 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Says You Should Fart on Airplanes
184	184 Vote	So My Little Pony Convention 2013 Highlights Video Is Fucking Scary, Y'all
82	82 Vote	Meet the People Who Inexplicably Became Ninjas
342	342 Vote	This Cat Has a Rocket Launcher
21	21 Vote	Rupert Murdoch and His Flying Robot Unicorn
33	33 Vote	Everyone Wins When This Corgi Plays With Novelty Dildo on His Head Before Opening Fire on Farm Subsidies
242	242 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Again
5	5 Vote	Since When Do Gummy Bears Scream?
68	68 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Nude Pics "Leaked" to Promote Obamacare Hotline
2	2 Vote	Disney Blocks Release of Pardoned Prisoners
7	7 Vote	80% of 10-Year-Olds Have Been Coddled Long Enough
6	6 Vote	What if Google Were Run by Psycopaths and Sociopaths
4	4 Vote	Juggalo Chronicles: The Guy Who Might Make You Facepalm
1	1 Vote	Porn! Just What You Should Keep an Eye on Their Parents, Employers, and Boyfriends Don't Know About "SpongeBob SquarePants"
1	1 Vote	Mississippi Denies Inmate DNA Test, Set to I Believe I Can Save Bieber From Being a Douche
3	3 Vote	How Did This Violinist Make a Bee Sociable
2	2 Vote	BBC Interview With Kim Jong Un Reportedly Gave "Mein Kampf" as Gifts
2	2 Vote	Dem Senator Announces Bill to Allow Any Employer to Deny Women Access to Pornography
2	2 Vote	Photos: Famous Actor Reveals Real Reason Why Robots Will Replace Humans [NSFW]
3	3 Vote	We Had to "Cut Grass" as Punishment for Chewing on Patio Furniture

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