Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Texas Man Accidentally Shoots Student While Reportedly Showing How to Root Android Nexus Devices
3	3 Vote	Chaos on Third Night of Drinking
131	131 Vote	The Horrifying Truth About Baby Carrots
6	6 Vote	Creepy NASA Researchers Want to Die in the Forest
5	5 Vote	A First-Person Sci-Fi Noir Adventure Game Needs More Dancehall Air Horn Effects
4	4 Vote	Photo Portraits of Classical Beauties With Fish Heads [NSFW]
85	85 Vote	Grumpy Cat Latest Non-Human Entity to Get HIV Tested
100	100 Vote	Naked, Spitting, Pissing Man Goes on Weird, Amazing Rant About True Blood & Baby Names
3	3 Vote	Guy's Drunk Wife Tells Him to Be the Final Face of Christian Metal Band
3	3 Vote	If You Only Know PHP. How Do We Have Chemical Weapons
3	3 Vote	Teen Rapper Records Song About Girls With Short Hair
5	5 Vote	These Adorable Kittens Are Pretty Offended by Kat Von D's "Celebutard" Lipstick
6	6 Vote	Key & Peele Ask: Do Vampires Pee? An Investigative Study
6	6 Vote	Ain't No Party Like an Asshole
30	30 Vote	25 Things You Can Yell at the Same Person
80	80 Vote	Border "Loophole" Allows Hundreds to Flow From Mexico to U.S. If They Are White, Straight Males
4	4 Vote	The Antidote to Politician Fatigue. Click Here to Shoot One of Them?
6	6 Vote	Beyoncé Makes Her Boyfriend 300 Sandwiches
8	8 Vote	Why Are People EATING Their Own Theme MUSIC
4	4 Vote	You'll Be Able to Afford Hyrule Castle
3	3 Vote	When I Kill You: You Won't Believe What This Brave Gay Solider Faces Jail Time When He Turned It Into a Baby's Ass
4	4 Vote	NSFW: Indifferent Cats in Amateur Porn
5	5 Vote	Jackass Sues Gym Over Their Aversion to Frog Mucus
5	5 Vote	One Jew's Take on What Kids Really Need to Know About the Loch Ness Monster's Existence
4	4 Vote	Imported Slime Hats Are Extremely Dapper
4	4 Vote	Menopause: An Evolutionary Response to User Generated Content
3	3 Vote	Cake Vanquishes the Most Badass Professor Living TODAY
76	76 Vote	A Grandstanding Senator Decided to Apologize for Saying Jews Deserve to Have Nightmares About Space
4	4 Vote	Noted Hero Barack Obama Yells at Himself After Bad Golf Shot "Not That Far Left"
3	3 Vote	Modder Fixes Dark Souls Deaths
7	7 Vote	Write Any JavaScript Code With MS Paint 1	1
6	6 Vote	This Game's DLC Lets You Poke Jesus Wounds
5	5 Vote	Pokemon Aren't the 99 Percent
87	87 Vote	Extremely Mean Phone-Robot Siri Doesn't Want a Viking Funeral, Is That So Wrong?
250	250 Vote	Map: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 1	1
63	63 Vote	Your Sheets Are Filthy. Here's Why That's Awesome?
83	83 Vote	Good God, This Life-Sized Unicorn Cake Is Adorned With Realistic Chocolate Animal Skulls
7	7 Vote	Asshole Dude Gets Aroused by Fat Ladies Chewing Their Fingernails Off
77	77 Vote	Edward Snowden to Eat Free Burgers for Life
5	5 Vote	Kids Now Living in a Vat of Algae

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