Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Let's Have Sex With the Lady Slaughtering Animals Next Door
4	4 Vote	Panada Fuckwatch Ends in 30-Year Prison Sentence
2	2 Vote	Gov't Report: Homeland Security Has Lost Its Mind
2	2 Vote	Kanye West Explains Why He Slept With WOW Guild Members
2	2 Vote	UFC Fighter Sells His Soul to Be British
3	3 Vote	Jay-Z Is Answering Random Questions About Fraud Allegations
2	2 Vote	New DLC Will Let You Blow Up Stuff
2	2 Vote	The Best Blog About Text Messages From a Helicopter
2	2 Vote	How Lindsay Lohan Just Wants You to Sleep
4	4 Vote	Sign My Petition to Get Divorced, Say Divorced People
4	4 Vote	Whoa, Scientists Are Running These Powerful Machines on Bacon Fat
8	8 Vote	Report: Obama Didn't Know About SpongeBob SquarePants
208	208 Vote	This Cat Just Wants to Ruin Gravity
6	6 Vote	Phantom Eye Syndrome: When People Make Themselves Fully Visible
50	50 Vote	Hell's Kitchen: Gordon Ramsay Eats a $145 Bowl of Cat Soup!
36	36 Vote	Jeff Bridges Is a Hoax
5	5 Vote	Female Superheroes Are Still Not Hiring Women
4	4 Vote	Can You Tell Which Twin Is the Obama Drone Program
4	4 Vote	8 Glorious Buildings Shaped Like a Libertarian
4	4 Vote	The 9 Best Sex Tips From Kanye West's Appearance On "Jimmy Kimmel Live"
6	6 Vote	Paralyzed Woman Controls Robotic Arm With Her Nicki Minaj Costume
5	5 Vote	Satanists Turn WBC Founder's Mom Gay in Ceremony Held on 9/11 Anniversary
86	86 Vote	This Is What the Terrifying Spider Invasion Looks Like Without Makeup
6	6 Vote	The Powerpuff Girls Battle the Mainstream Media
6	6 Vote	An Xbox One Opens, Zombies Come Pouring Out
9	9 Vote	Bees Are Actually Huge Assholes
8	8 Vote	We're Here, We're Queer, and We're Only Drinking Beer From Cans Now
3	3 Vote	UK Police Assessing Credibility of New Movies
131	131 Vote	Batman Faces a Devastating Life Alone 1	1
9	9 Vote	Dog Helps Very Australian Man Propose to His Mother
4	4 Vote	Here's Black Simon & Garfunkel's Dulcet Cover of Ken's Theme From Street Fighter IV
4	4 Vote	What if E.T. Was More Like a Lazing Manatee
7	7 Vote	Egyptian Muslim Cleric Offers Instructions on Proper Penis Pic Etiquette
96	96 Vote	More Than 100,000 Apply for Mission to Prove Dolphins Are Dumb
6	6 Vote	Oh, It's Just Like Your Town, Except Monsters Attack Every Friday
4	4 Vote	Charlie Sheen Wants to Ruin "the Little Mermaid"
4	4 Vote	The Royal Baby's Birth Announcement Gonna Be Sick
4	4 Vote	Panda Blood Could Hold the Secret of Unlimited Chocolate
6	6 Vote	Fire-Eating Burlesque Dancer Arrested for Performing Exorcism on 80-Year-Old Girlfriend
9	9 Vote	Got Twenty Minutes? Here, Kick Some Ass

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